Marsha Blackburn’s Hairbrush
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Backwoods Southern Lawyer. Don’t trust your soul to me. This account is not endorsed by Marsha Blackburn or hairbrushes.
I had to do an internet search to check whether this was fake or not. It is fake. But I still had to check.
It wasn’t a perfect game, but it was mine that I played with myself.
Remember this? She has always been a monster. (She’s also a hypocrite who took down Roger Ailes for *her own* sexual abuse.)
I screenshot this when it happened because it seemed … relevant.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth
This #unexpectedMulaney textversation cracked me up this morning.
A friend of mine from HS posted this on Facebook and I liketa died.