"Nuh uh uh... You're not going out just from that... I'm going to MAKE you submit, Lynx..." "W- what are you-?!" "Feel free to tap any time, Lynx!" "THE CHAMP'S TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF TO THE ROPES WITH HIS FREE ARM, BUT HE'S FADING FAST! CAN HE... WILL HE...?!" #hakasess @lynx-xiv.bsky.social

"THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET, DOES THE CHAMP HAVE IT?!" "... Done, you say...? Are you so sure of that...?" "W- wha?!" "THR- NO!" "You're MINE, LYNX!" "NEKO WAS PLAYING POSSUM! LYNX'S LOCKED IN A TIGHT LEG SCISSORS! THINGS AREN'T LOOKING GOOD FOR HIM!!!" #hakasess @lynx-xiv.bsky.social

"NEKO'S MOTIONLESS! LYNX'S FIGURE 4'S CLEARLY DONE SOME DAMAGE AND NEKO LOOKS OUT OF IT. THE SUPERSTAR HAS ROLLED HIM UP AND-!" "You're. DONE, NEKO! It's MY time now! COUNT HIM, REF!!!" "ONE!!!" "NEKO'S NOT MOVING! IS IT OVER?!" "TWO!!!!" #hakasess @lynx-xiv.bsky.social

"IT'S NO USE! LYNX HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT, HE'S STOPPING THE UPSTART AT EVERY TURN... NEKO IS STRUGGLING BUT THE ROPES ARE TOO FAR CAN HE- HE'S TAPPING! NEKO IS TAPPING!!!" "F- FUCK! I GIVE! I GIVE!!!" "THE SCORE IS 2-1, LYNX ONLY NEEDS ANOTHER POINT TO WIN!!!" #hakasess @lynx-xiv.bsky.social

"W- Woah! What do you think you're... ARGH!" "LYNX HAS TURNED THINGS AROUND! HE'S CAUGHT THE KING IN A FIGURE FOUR AND-" "N- NOT. SO. SIMPLE!!! GRARGHHHH!!!" "-NEKO'S FIGHTING BACK!" HE'S TRYING TO FLIP THEM BOTH OVER!!!" #hakasess @lynx-xiv.bsky.social

"YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, LNYX, NOW. YIELD!!!" "EGADS! NEKO'S RELENTLESS!!! LYNX CAN'T TAKE IT, HE'S TAPPING!!!" "Not. Quite. Enough. You know what you need to do..." "SURELY THE REF WILL STEP IN! SURELY THE CHAMP WON'T- HE'S DOING IT! HE'S REALLY DOING IT FOLKS!!!" @lynx-xiv.bsky.social #hakasess

"1-0, Neko. How about we extend my lead, hmm? There's nowhere for you to go!" "Nnngh... n- no... Not... so... easy!" "LYNX HAS NEKO TRAPPED! HE'S LEANING BACK... BUT WITH SUCH A COCKY POISE... HE MAY HAVE THE LEAD, BUT IS IT REALLY A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE IT EASY-" #hakasess @lynx-xiv.bsky.social

"GIVE UP, NEKO! YOU'RE. GOING. NOWHERE! GIVE. UP!" "NEKO'S REACHING FOR THE ROPES BUT THEY'RE TOO FAR! AND HE'S STILL REELING FROM THAT STRETCH! LYNX IS BENDING BACK- HE TAPS!!! THE UPSTART TAPPED!!! LYNX HAS SCORED THE FIRST FALL! IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE END?!" #hakasess

"LYNX'S LOCKED NEKO IN AN ABDOMINAL STRETCH! THE SUPERSTAR'S SEIZED THE ADVANTAGE!" “Heh, how about a hand, Neko...? "What're you- MMMFFF!!!" "LYNX IS GIVING NEKO A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!!! NEKO'S GOING OUT!!! IS LYNX GOING TO FORCE A TAP OUT RIGHT HERE?! #hakasess @lynx-xiv.bsky.social

"You ready, Neko? You've always come out on top in a best of 3, but can you go the distance in a best of 5? I'm going to prove to you that it wasn’t a fluke!" "Heh, you may have gotten the best of me that one time, but this time, I'm going to make you beg to be put down, Lynx!" #hakasess

"That certainly was a good workout... Hmm? What's this? I've been noticed, have I? Well... far be it for me to deny a glimpse for so fervid a fan..." (Or, this gorgeous and ever so indulgent piece of him by the amazing @ohhriyo.bsky.social!) #hakaseart

"Can you hear that? The roar of the crowd? They're not chanting your name; they're chanting MINE." 「聞こえるか？この大歓声が。奴らが叫んでいるのは、お前の名前じゃない。俺の名だ。」 (An absolutely gorgeous piece by @yywai.bsky.social, embodying the theme, 「王者としての誇りや風格」so, so well! 🥹) #hakaseart

"You've got some guts, I'll give you that... But you're in MY demesne now. Let's see if you're more than just talk." 「その度胸は褒めてやる……。だが、ここは俺の支配する舞台だ。威勢のいいことを言うだけなら誰にでもできるさ。本当にそれだけの力があるというなら、俺を相手に証明してみろ。」 (A jaw-droppingly stunning piece by the incredible @roberako.bsky.social!) #hakaseart

"You're watching, aren't you? Well, listen closely: You're. Next." 「見ているんだろう？ なら、よく聞け。次は……お前の番だ。」 (Or, an incredible take of him by @hardcorechewie4 on VGen, riding high off the thrill of battle and victory and already looking forward to his next conquest!) #hakaseart

"Sun's out, guns out! Remember, safety first by the water- *another* one?! Hang in there!" 「太陽が顔を出したなら、この筋肉もお披露目だぜ！ 水辺じゃ油断せず、安全第一でいけよ！ ……って、おい、またか！？ 今行く！ しっかりつかまってろ！」 (An incredible Summer-appropriate piece of him moonlighting as a lifeguard by @OrcaKiba on Skeb!🥰) #hakaseart

"If the previous three bags were any indication... this one won't last much longer either... Whether your abs will fare quite as well is questionable, to say the least."🙂 (Or... care to prove him wrong? 😏) #hakasess

"Try to keep up... We're only just. getting. started!!!" 😏 「しっかりついて来いよ……まだ、始まったばかりなんだからな！」😏 (Or, Neko, riding high on the thrill of battle and getting ready to crank it up a notch in this absolutely scrumptious rendering of him by @__chamomilde!!!) #hakaseart

"Ready for a beatdown that you won't soon forget...?" 😏 (Or, just Neko... having acquired a measure of striking (and kicking!) proficiency to match a new look! 🤭) #hakasess

No greater thrill... than coming out on top of a good scrap! (An absolutely gorgeous take of him, indulging in the thrill of a hard-fought victory by @kimidilois.bsky.social!) #hakaseart

"Stay down, Cirrus. You're. DONE!!!" (They certainly don't call him the Giant-Slayer or Alpha Breaker for no good reason, that's for sure 🤭 An absolutely tantalising (and potentially titillating!) collaborative piece with @ashmodeux.bsky.social by the incredible @yueshengshi on VGen!) #hakaseart

"The dignity and poise of a champion." 「王者に相応しき風格と品格」 (An absolutely gorgeous piece by @nnnukobao from Skeb, portraying Neko in a style that is remarkably fitting for him! That calm poise, the intensity, the feeling of strength... all of it is just so, so, sublime!!!) #hakaseart

"... Thank goodness for this sudden downpour... They certainly made quite the mess. Now to head back and- Oh... You didn't see anything now, did you?" 🙂 (Or, Neko, considering if he needs to add another to the tally for the evening in this awesome piece by @sring-s2.bsky.social!) #hakaseart

"Oh... it's you. Care to take a moment to unwind and admire the flowers?" 🌸🌸🌸 (Or, just Neko... enjoying a spot of Hanami by the pool in this incredible piece by @Yueshengshi on vgen! ... and yes, it's not the most practical, but... to swim amongst the petals... 🙈) #hakaseart

"Do you honestly think you stand a chance...? Heh, sate your mind with dreams of grandeur and go. back. to. sleep!" (Or, just snippets of Neko, in all his splendour, doing what he does best during his side-gig and so, so, breathtakingly portrayed by @nocnoc＿draws on VGen!!!)

"Hmmm? What's this? Not content with just an autograph, are you...? Well, by all means, then..." 😏 (Or, Neko, smugly confident and sublimely portrayed in a trend most scrumptious indeed from way back when by the inimitable @amarimari1092.bsky.social!!!) #hakaseart

Have a care that you do not go out of your way to unleash the beast within. Consider yourself... warned. (An absolutely stunning and atmospheric piece of Neko, on the verge of *snapping* by @nokkusuart.bsky.social!!! 🙈) #hakaseart

New year... New gear?! 😆 (And just Neko, done up most spectacularly by @grey5c.bsky.social! 🥰) #hakaseart

2/22 is 猫の日！🐈‍⬛🍎 (And a throwback to this absolutely adorable and fluffy little take of him... in a different, yet unmistakable form by @haidesdirt.bsky.social!) #hakaseart

"Hey, good-looking 😉 I'd offer you a ride but as you can see... seat's already taken 😏" (... or something silly like that 🤣 the pursuit of glam persists, but this is one tacky checkbox ticked, at least!) #hakasess

'One and Only' (Or yet even more glimpses into his side ventures when he's not saving the world (or tracking down lost pets, for the matter!) by the inimitable @chaibunnylatte.bsky.social on vgen!) #hakaseart