Hal Duncan
@halduncan
Writer, editor, gardener--sometimes even in that order. Queer. He/thon, but mainly just cause thon's a guid Scots pronoun fur aebdy, whitever thur gender. Contact: hal AT halduncan DOT com
sorry, the one on the left is the superior phone, I know this from experience, that motherfucker served me well right into the age of smartphones, it was fuckin indestructible
thoughts and prayers for a paragon of Southern charm whose occasional episodes of being a total piece of shit should not overshadow his legacy of a career dedicated to wielding power over others
Seriously though, drop the left/right spatial metaphor and think *in/out* instead, think in terms of Wilhoit's Law, and you'll actually be seeing the politics a gazillion times more clearly. The left/right axis is just obfuscation.
Literally reads like they're wonderstruck at the supersoldier serum creating Captain America out of Steve Rogers.
From Keir Starmer to Andy Burnham, I for one hope to see the SHIELD Party recover its trust among the public and get to grips with its task of defeating Hydra in the next UK general election with this bold new change in leadership.
don't kink shame Pluto and Goofy for their master/slave thing, look at them they're both clearly happy and consenting
hope the Tartan Army got the formal paperwork printed and distributed for use of course:
Sooooo close now! Come on, Flo Rida! It's just down to you now! Give us your "Hell no!" and bring it down to JUST. VANILLA. ICE.
I can't find anything looking like official confirmation of this but I can't be arsed with more than a cursory search and I'm taking it on trust anyway because it's too funny not to. There are only two to go--repeat, there are only two to go until it's just Vanilla Ice left
Wait, no, more accurate version, strictly speaking, since Freedom Williams *is* performing, he's just not in any way shape or form entitled to perform as C + C Music Factory
There's another painting I have a vague memory that illustrates it better, as I recall, with a single figure who almost looks like she's at a shop counter, but this, I contend, is why we developed pronounced windowsills as a marker of the interactive social function of the window, of an *un*barrier.
So yeah that came out pretty fuckin delicious. Simple and cheap as fuck, and kinda lazy even. I only used half the pack of pork belly strips so I may even do this again tomorrow
I already had a suspicion that Sagremor in the Livre d'Artus, son of Emperor Hadrian's daughter, no less, and the handsomest handsome man to ever handsome, was the self-insert OC of some storyteller along the way, and I'm not saying this confirms it but it rather increases those suspicions lol
In which one of our young more-ned-than-noble heroes of the Livre d'Artus, having killed two Saxon kings, won't even let the lamenting soldiers have the bodies back because FUCK YEZ AW, YA BASTURTS lol
The archaic Celtic colour term "glas", root of the name of the city of Glasgow, as defined in the current WIP in a footnote by the fictitious academic commentator, Henry V. Duncan, who may or may not be getting, at this point, somewhat affected by the ghost of the mad radge basturt bard narrator.
apropos of the Elder Nibling and I listening to a brocialist TikToker being wrong about Lord of the Flies