ronnie james DEIo
@hammel
Indiana’s #1 online dad and now #1 Bluesky man. We watching or nah?
Tried my dad’s fancy biometric scale. I’m standing here at 212 lbs. I barely drink anymore, I don’t smoke, I eat chicken and vegetables. I lift weights 5x a week and get on average 9k steps a day. Per the scale I’m morbidly obese/need to weigh 153lbs. What is the “health & fitness” industry doing?
Facebook buddy I’ve never met IRL coming in CLUTCH with books 4-8 for me to borrow
It’s “let those thighs breathe” weather in the Louisville area for all us slutty dads
Had to deflate the kids’ slide for the pop up storm here but at least I get to watch the rain like a real dad
Blood pressure meds for the old man, but with a bad heart, arthritis, bad eyes, bad ears and underweight…he presses on
Got propositioned at the hotel bar last night by a very bold lady who started the conversation by asking if I was the “worst sales guy in the world” and looked like Charlie’s mom from The Santa Clause but with curly hair.
Wendy’s added pickle to the spicy chicken which I always ordered anyway but LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT of a spicy sando
I’m at one of those Mexican restaurants where only REAL EATERS order the burrito with the restaurant name on it. Work in progress.
What finally getting the big, hard booger that’s too far back to pick…to blow out feels like
A spicy leftover dumpster omelet: Tajín and paprika in the egg batter, taco meat, bell pepper, and Sargento mango habanero jack cheese
We are one year into owning the Pilot and this simple act has been worth its weight in gold.
Oh my god they actually did the @ gayhooters MAGArita 😂😂😂😂 2016 twitter lives