Handy Andy

@handiestandy

The silliest goose from Prince Edward Island. Environmentalist, Law dork, crafty boy and aspiring gnome.

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Handy Andy@handiestandy· 22d

Wear sunscreen kids

On a nude beach crisped up from a developing sunburn

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Jul 1

Canada Day Glizzy

Eating a hot dog in a speedo while it pours

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Jun 26

So woke I have insomnia

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Jun 17

I was a big orange pop boy and the fact that our regional pop company was called Seaman’s…

Seaman’s olde fashioned Orange pop, what a gay kid drank in 90’s 2000’s Prince Edward Island

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Jun 8

Goats on the rooooooofffffff

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Jun 1

Planning on being a faggot this month

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Apr 30

The best thing my dad ever passed onto me is my love of Willie, there will never be any man as cool.

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Apr 21

The overwhelming queer urge to make an Audrey II puppet

Holding my Audrey 2 puppet that’s I made for absolutely no purpose

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Apr 20

Disco balls deep just like Donna Summer intended

Me in a cool shirt jacket with matching short I made, at a disco shaking ass to some Donna summer

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Apr 12

The loss of the Wendy’s solarium and classily eating your fries and frosty in style will be felt for generations to come

The Wendy’s solarium - the pinnacle of North American design

The Wendy’s solarium, you a fancy child eating a lunch here made you feel so cool

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Mar 30

My island is known for making these chocolate covered chips, they’re super yummy and have the perfect crunch and amount of chocolate.

Kelly Ripa’s favourite snack a PEI cow chip

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Mar 20

Happy Spring!

Andy, a tiny lil gay gnome sitting on a mushroom

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Mar 11

Now in my pogey rat beard era

Andy a pogey rat (a maritime slang term for someone on employment insurance) on a false spring hike with longer hair and a beard that’s a bit patchy but coming together.

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Mar 9

This is how I access Bsky

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Feb 25

Very nice, I made mine with wooden hoops and fake fur so I can stuff it when I wear it but otherwise store it flat.

Andy as raccoon boy with my Jean Kayak hat

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Feb 18

Pumped to have the prettiest tv show back

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Feb 15

Anyone in Ottawa come check out tomorrow’s Naked B0ys Reading, horny literature about the Devil himself curated by me featuring Milton, Tolkien, Clarke, Bulgakov and more.

Me dressed as a devil promoting NBR Ottawa

Handy Andy@handiestandy· Feb 6

The new Muppet show is the only thing giving me hope and I’m mostly now just thinking of dream Special Guests and the need to fix the cosmic wrong of Dolly never getting to star in the original run.