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@hanksingle

'And it is neither liberty, nor justice, when we surrender to the myth, that if some are to win, others must lose.' - Don Berwick, he/him

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Hank Single@hanksingle· 28d

Not super enjoying the dread and malevolent Bladerunner_Afternoon.png screensaver ass sun that's currently lurking in the smoke filled skies over Medford like a wasp's sting.

Evil looking sun blearing through a smoke filled grey sky over some dark green trees and a street light

An angry orange dot of a sun that my camera struggled to capture with any coherence.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jul 13

I mean, I think it's more than a few.

A headline from NBC that reads

"24 members of Congress are 80 or older. More than half are running for re-election."

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jul 7

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jul 4

Tom Hardy in MAD MAX: FURY ROAD, pointing up, from the scene where he says 'That's bait', but I've written 'THAT'S A TAKE' in white block letters over the subtitles.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jul 3

#Celtics #jaylenbrown

Farewell post by Jaylen Brown, white text over a dark green field with Boston, in green, in the background, reads as follows;

FIRST AND FOREMOST, THANK YOU TO THE MOST HIGH, EVEN IN THE MIDST OF ADVERSITY, I'M HERE WITH GRATITUDE.

I'm still processing how this all went down. I'm excited and disappointed at the same time. I earned my respect from this city. I never asked for shortcuts or special treatment. I simply showed up every day, put my head down, and accepted every challenge.

The relationships I built here, the battles we fought together, the championship we brought to this city, and the connection I shared with the fans, I'll carry on with me.

Saying goodbye isn't easy when you've invested your heart into something.

I'm big on respect and actions speak louder than words. To the people of Boston, thank you. To the community I built here I love you, and to the shiftaz we are locked in for life (green lightning bolt emoji)

AS ONE CHAPTER CLOSES, ANOTHER BEGINS. 41

I'm excited for what's ahead and grateful for the opportunity to join Philadelphia. Every city has its own identity, its own passion, and its own expectation. I respect that, and I'm looking forward to earning that respect the only way I know how - through the work.

PHILLY #THROWTHEBALLUP LET'S GET IT!

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jul 2

Friends, as you wade through the river of shit that the Celtics organization and the analytics bros pump out, today, trying to justify one of the worst trades in NBA history, just remember: You were right to love Jaylen Brown, he was as good as you thought he was on the court, and better off it.

Screen cap of a reply from Jaylen Brown's instagram (@fchwpo) reading

it's okay lil bro (heart emoji) we will always be friends

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jul 2

Welp, I'm in meltdown. Do I want a trucker hat in the modern colors, save some money, or do I invest more for the obviously superior AI era that comes only in fancier, fitted stock? I kind of feel like it has to be the new one, right? Since I am just following JB there?

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jun 9

Look at this cursed fucking hole. Someone wants you to pay almost 100,000 dollars to them for the right to sleep over this.

An absolutely haunting hole under a house that someone would probably argue is the entrance to the basement, but which I must stress does not look like the entrance to a basement.

Under which is written:
For sale: $89,990 (4 beds, 3 baths, 2,177 Square Feet)

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jun 6

The fascinating bit: could Bill Russell make Luka Doncic *not* a loser who comes up lame whenever it matters most? I think this win total is low, bc this team would grab every single rebound in the game. Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=Sng...

A capture of an 82-0 team
PG: Luka Doncic from LA in the 20's
SG: Lebron James from CLE in the 10's
SF: Josh Smith from ATL in the 00's
PF: LaMarcus Aldridge from POR in the 00's
C: Bill Russell from BOS in the 60's

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jun 2

What does this game want from me? No respins, Bird, Bron, Shaq, Hill and that complete bum, Pistol Pete...they still lose 9 games??

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jun 2

Ask me how I was feeling going Penny, Chuck, Tim...into Dick Snyder, then trying to salvage it with Shareef. ASK ME This is the best widget I have ever encountered.

An image of a five man rotation of NBA players by position - Tim Hardaway at PG from Miami in the 90's, Dick Snyder at SG from PHX in the 60's, Shareef Abdur-Rahim SF from Memphis in the 90's, Charles Barkley at PF from Philly in the 80's, and Tim Duncan at C from SA in the 2010s - the team calculated to go 56-26 with a b rating.

Hank Single@hanksingle· May 13

Had to screen cap this image so that the poster's name wasnt attached, bc I think it is so completely damning I wouldnt want them haunted by it, even as I think it is so derisible that people should see it. 'Why isnt there someone to tear the pages out of my books before I have to read them?'

a linkedin post that reads :

films and series have filler characters, it sucks for the viewer it takes ups space but doesn't add anything to the story. I tend to skip through these scenes manually. So why isn't there a way to deselect scenes of certain characters on Netflix or pretty much any content viewing platform, and have that configuration applied through the show. Begs to as what experiencing the web in general? why isn't there a way to instantly see a website how you want to experience, what information should or shouldn't be there, how it is organized and it instantly adapts to your needs and wishes. It gets better over time. I don't think this is scifi level thinking, it feels close. An autonomous and highly adaptable UI, it makes me hopeful that digital experiences can become more beautiful and intuitive

Hank Single@hanksingle· May 6

This motherfucker.

Obama, in Flint, Michigan, holding up a glass of water he would shortly put to his lips, without drinking, while trying to assure to people that the extremely lead filled and dangerous water was safe.

Hank Single@hanksingle· May 6

It's a meme with the burger king text font - in a burger in the top left the phrase 'A Caesar salad is a salad with cum in it that's also the kind of burger that Chris likes' is written, then there are a pair of hands holding a burger in the bottom right, and over that is written 'that's his whole thing', which is a joke bc his name is Chris Caesar, and I'm replying to a post in which he asserts he doesnt like cu, burgers, but he really does.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Apr 28

without downloading anything new where are you mentally

The phrase 'That's gonna be a fucking yikes from me dog' written in various synthwave, miami, and 80's retro fonts.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Apr 27

- Wears a lot of green - Flying around all the time - Constantly shouting and cackling - Famous for throwing grenades Im just saying they've never been seen in the same room, together. #Celtics #PaytonPritchard #GreenGoblin

Willem DaFoe's Green Goblin armor from SPIDER-MAN - basically a guy in futuristic looking green plate armor, wearing a spooky helmet that looks like a monster with big yellow eyes cackling.

Celtics Guard Payton Pritchard, snarling after hitting a buzzer-beating 3-pointer at the end of the 1st quarter of last night's playoff game against the Philadelphia Seventy Sixers.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Apr 22

lol, I have no idea who this is, but apparently they work for this janky site, and I have upset them

Essentially a mirror image of the quoted post - @why.bsky.team has blocked me, their posts are hidden, and I have never heard of this person in my life.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Apr 21

A step deeper; changing that view was a partisan effort by the one party with actual representation in our government: rich people. And 'our' representation DOES get shit done in a bipartisan manner: things for rich people. War, tax breaks, welfare cuts, really, anything that immiserates many.

Jamelle Bouie post:
"one of the ways the mid to late 2th century political world has distorted the historical memories of even sophisticated observers is in the idea that you can achieve major transformations of american political life through something like bipartisan consensus"

Hank Single@hanksingle· Apr 2

Im sorry. Here's the world's most beautiful dope, sleeping like no one is watching.

a grey and white cat with lots of stripes, curled in a ball of limbs, with her chin towards the ceiling and her belly showing.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Mar 22

We had crazy plans today

A picture of a grey Bengal cat, curled up asleep on a multi-colored blanket, with her dumb little face scrunched up and her belly fluff all amess.

Close up on a grey Bengal cat, face squished in sleep, and her tiny stupid mouth smushed by her gigantic paw.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Mar 19

They changed their reporting metrics to make their maps look better, bc they didnt want people to take precautions, bc they thought it was tanking the economy. This happened. Trump didnt do this. Biden did. They knew it would kill people, and it did. But they did not care.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Mar 9

A few things: 1. Bombing the Middle East bc people with oil didnt want to give it to us was what we were doing in the early 2000's, as well. Welcome home. 2. Endless wars of adventure and slaughter in pursuit of oil correlate really strongly to why this was the hottest Winter in US history, again.

A quote tweet. Quoted tweet is from Daily Nostalgia, and it says "POV: it' the last day at school before winter break in the early 2000s" and there's a picture of one of those rich kid's super jungle gyms, covered in snow.

Quote tweet says "I literally dont give one single shit about anything other than ensuring our country returns to this.

The majority of the world can burn for all I care, as long as I get my homeland back."

Hank Single@hanksingle· Feb 25

lol, what a group

a screen shot of the wikipedia article about Presidential medal of honor recipients. It lists the medals awarded by Donald Trump during his second term: Charlie Kirk, Rudy Giuliani, Ben Carson, and now Connor Hellebuyck...a goalie.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jan 18

I just didnt have the energy.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jan 16

A perfect capture of how I use the site: 1. Cynical forecasting of a movie yet to be released 2. Inaccurate observation from halfway through show 3. A third review of a cultural touchstone 4. Obscure connection made across decades of film Not shown: all the drafts #LastFourWatched

A screen cap of the recent activity from my letterboxd account - four films, from left to right, SEND HELP, HIS & HERS, STRANGER THINGS: FINALE, GALAXY QUEST

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jan 8

Dems havent done more work in the entire last two years than they did figuring out who to sacrifice, and who to blame when they gutted the Dem hold out and saved Trump and the Republicans from facing their constituents with the government frozen. Schumer did that. On purpose.

Chuck Schumer and Donald Trump through a window of the White House, holding each other warmly at arm's length, with Trump smiling, and Schumer smirking mid-sentence.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jan 7

This is not what confirming means, Aeron Mer Eclarinal, Senior Editor at The Direct. 'I've received no official comment from the Patriots, further confirming that I will be starting at fullback for Sunday's playoff game against the Chargers' That's nonsense. Are people even involved anymore?

Screen shot of text:

Variety also shared in a report that creators Matt and Ross Duffer have made no official comment on the Conformity Gate theory, further confirming that no new episode will be released today, January 7, or any other date.

The words 'have made no official comment on the Conformity Gate theory, further confirming' have been highlight, by me.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Jan 2

A picture of the book of poems 'Electric Light' by Seamus Heaney; the book is a washed out yellow, with a dark green trim, and depicts a very old incandescent lightbulb, as if from an old photograph, over which the title and author's name are printed. The former in dark green, the latter in a flat orange. The book sits on a white paper background.

Hank Single@hanksingle· Dec 12