Hannah C. Wylie
@hannahcaler
I pledge my allegiance to the damned human race, and my everlasting love to the green hills of Earth, and my intimations of glory to the singing stars, to the very end of space and time. (Edward Abbey)
Also, the Face of Bo from Doctor Who Like not really but also definitely? The vibes? Maybe not the wrinkles but they both look cursed?
Mike Johnson looks like the faces on weird body parts and items in medieval art
Two of the Virgin Suicides walked through a time portal to play Pop Culture Jeopardy! No seriously when do they marry their cult leader and why is it 1974
I finally figured out who Karolyn Leavitt reminds me of! All those tween girl sociopath murderers from Law & Order: SVU! You know like the ones that show no remorse but also have shiny hair?
How much you wanna bet Jake Paul has never had a coherent thought in his life We need a new category of person, like a clown but a clown that takes themselves seriously and believes they’re a boxer
There is nothing so heartening as the most simple efforts toward community wellness by local shops (in this case, my state’s best bagels) Note the Subway in the window; I think maybe they’ve perfected product placement in everyday life?!
I put together a carousel based on how Mike Johnson completely fails to practice Christian values as clearly expressed by the New Testament
You know what happened the last time trillionaires came up P.S. Alien: Earth comes together really well
If, in 2015, you’d asked me what new animal I thought I’d be seeing nearly as frequently as squirrels in ten years, I would not have said turkeys. And yet the turkeys are upon us!