Hanoumatoi

@hanoumatoi

Not the fastest Diablo 3 player in the world, dad, progressive Seattle, WA area he/him

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Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· 5d

M Bison Tuesday meme, but Dolly is wearing the costume. First caption says "For you, Dolly Parton donating $1 million was the most important day of your life."
Second frame caption says "For me it was a Tuesday"

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Jul 25

The four landmarks are literally in a row. You can walk a straight line from the Lincoln Memorial, past the Washington Monument and the Capitol to the Supreme Court.

Google Maps image of the National Mall section of Washington DC. The Lincoln Memorial appears on the far left, the Washington Monument is due east past the Reflecting Pool, then several blocks further east is the United States Capitol, and the Supreme Court is tagged in red, one block due east of the Capitol.
It's a straight shot along Constitution Avenue.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Jul 24

@catsofyore.bsky.social our cat Zergling became a cat of yore today. I am hoping to find an artist to help me commemorate her, and thought you might be able to help me reach artists who do commissions. She was a fierce huntress of leaves, cold cuts, and once, half a raw hot dog.

Zergling, a black and white cat, sitting outside in the sun in the grass and dandelions.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Jun 26

Yeah, nobody on the left would care about a sport with athletes like these www.advocate.com/sports/cm-pu...

Jack Perry, a wrestler with no shirt on and long hair, holds up a sign he borrowed from a fan that says "Protect the Trans Kids!" as the crowd cheers. Pictures is from an AEW event, and was posted by boy_myth_legend on Instagram.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Jun 9

Yeah, wild.

A cow's udder from behind the cow. 4 teats looking like nipples, and there's a cleft in the middle making it look a lot like breasts with extra large nipples.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Jun 5

Post an album you have listened to 100+ times.

Album cover for Tracy Chapman's Telling Stories. Out of focus shot of a street at night with cars and lit up buildings. "Telling Stories" hovers in the middle in all caps thin yellow letters.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Jun 4

My best so far: Getting Yankees 20s and 30s is pretty sick.

Team went 103-59 with Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth, Stan Musial, Johnny Bench...

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· May 14

Today's haul from the local bookstore!

Two new hardcover books on a bookstore counter: A Parade of Horribles by Matt Dinniman and Payback by Kashana Cauley.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Apr 21

Jazz, I opened Bsky and this is what I saw, and I am very disappointed these two aren't related (IS WHAT THEY WANT ME TO THINK)

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Apr 20

Awesome! We went to an LGS near Seattle and had a blast! The set is really fun and we appreciated your primer!

Picture of a boy watching the Tolarian Community College prerelease guide to Secrets of Strixhaven.

Picture of masked boy playing at the Secrets of Strixhaven prerelease with his Quandrix deck

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Apr 8

Hi @darthbluesky.bsky.social I need your judgment. The other day I was assaulted by a chemical weapon which caused me to gag. Below see a picture of the accused in a very similar position to the one she was in during the assault.

A tabby cat is sitting on the shoulder of a large bearded man. Note how her butt is very near his face. She is grooming herself, and has not this time farted horrifically in his face.
THIS TIME

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Apr 8

@dresdencodak.com you needed to warn us of this possibility!! SMDH, should have bought two.

Kid reading Dark Science Volume 1 on the train.
I lent him my copy when it arrived and haven't gotten a chance to read it myself!!

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Mar 20

@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social It's here!!! (Got to the store on Tuesday, but I couldn't until today)

The new book Art But Make It Sports by LJ Rader held by a white hand. The cover shows a painting and a photograph with very similar compositions though their subjects are very different

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Feb 12

These two. They were supposed to be twins according to early lore, but they were just played by friends, so they retconned it later to explain away their differences.

Decipher TCG card of the Tonnika sisters, with a screenshot from A New Hope of the women in the Mos Eisley Cantina. A bunch of text about how they are twins and two two two two two. They were not a good card.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Feb 3

Like specifically right about the lack of preparation too.

Quote from the Fox 9 article about the story:
The backstory: Le volunteered to help the US Attorney's Office last month as habeas petitions started to flood into federal court.
She previously worked as an attorney for ICE in immigration court.
ICE has its own court policies and procedures and was not prepared to argue cases in federal court, according to Le.
"We have no guidance or direction on what we need to do," Le said.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Feb 1

As punishment you have to see my recurring Halloween costume which gets funnier (to me) every year.

Large white man with full beard dressed as Phil Connors from Groundhog Day with a long coat, tie, and scarf.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Jan 30

My favorite line from it:

To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers. She calls herself a "mother,

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Jan 10

The one in the back (right side of picture) Do I get to give them a treat?? Also, guess which of these two usually hisses at her sister. Same treats deal.

Two tabbies curled up and sleeping on a red and white patterned blanket. Grey one usually hisses at the brown one, but she has called a truce this day for extended cuddles.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Jan 5

The waterfall is to carry away the smell and throw off the dogs.

Image of the famous house Fallingwater by Frank Lloyd Wright. It is a house in a woods with some bare trees and some pines. The house is part stone and part smooth beige balcony looking pieces. There is a waterfall coming from underneath it flowing into a small river.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Dec 24

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

The world map for Super Mario Bros Wonder
Brightly coloured, with several distinct areas, clockwise from top: Pink clouds with a path from slightly icy platforms; rocky looking blocky platforms in gold and dark gray; a city looking area in a white desert; a poison area all purple, surrounded by water and magenta blobs; a black area with bumps made to look like the body of a dragon whose head is the entrance to a cave and the magma looks like it's going to breathe fire; the starting area with yellow plains and a side area of rocky and grassy mesas. In the middle is a castle with Bowser's head on it, and some small islands around it.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Nov 8

Will You Push The Button? Meme
Pink button above two pictures. Left picture is a pile of $100 bills and labeled "99% chance of getting $1 million". Right picture is an anime girl with pink hair and a headband with horn looking things labeled "1% chance of becoming a girl"
Below are Tumblr responses
arch-user
2days ago
"as a completely cis dude, I would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things I would do for money, but shit I'd do this for like 20 bucks... maybe less?"

arch-user
Yesterday
"She said with all too much confidence"

melynnwater
7 hours ago
"A DAY!?!?!?"

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Nov 1

And my son, as Dark Link! (And me as Phil Connors from Groundhog Day)

Boy dressed up as Dark Link. Black cap, black tunic, black pants, black shoes. Has a several year old cardboard Hyrule shield I painted. He is grimacing and evil.

Large man dressed as Phil Connors in a long black jacket, plaid scarf over each shoulder, white shirt and blue tie.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Nov 1

My sister Lucy! Thank you for being Wonderful, Lynda!

Woman wearing a Wonder Woman costume with a red shirt, a US flag styled onesie over the top, and Wonder Woman's crown. The woman has glasses on and is grinning ear to ear. She has Down Syndrome and spending her first Halloween in her own apartment!

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Oct 10

Our community center had an event where teams of people came and put together a puzzle, and there were snacks and the winners got something but whatever. Last year it was great fun! This year they gave us this puzzle. The least fun I have ever had with a puzzle.

Picture of the poster of the puzzle we did. Presumably it's supposed to be food. In the center is a decent looking burger, there are a couple dishes of french fries around the sides, and a hot dog in a slightly weird looking bun.
Every other piece of food is unidentifiable, except for the lettuce underneath the brown mass that has been frosted and sprinkled with some sort of strange candy looking things. The colors are offputting, there are weird lumpy blue things, a yellow jar that turns into something else at the top, and things that almost look like straws or straw candy that change shape and color and size.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Oct 10

That sucks. In lieu of advice, please accept this picture of a belly hug.

A brown and black tabby cat with a frayed pink collar is lying on a desk. She is resting her head on a hawaiian shirt worn by the photographer. One foreleg is splayed to the left, while the other is out to the right, as though she is trying to hug the belly.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Oct 3

This is my friend's cat Francine. She likes hair.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Oct 3

Not cats, but a few years ago my mom took me and my son to a Japanese gardens, and there happened to be a wagon load of adorable floofy puppies, so he got to sit in the grass and hug and pet them.

A young boy in a yellow and pink tie dye shirt is sitting on some very green grass. One hand is out to pet a black puppy. There are also 6 other puppies playing within feet of him. Behind him is the wagon some of them came in.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Sep 28

Woman with glasses wearing a robe saying "The greater good" from the movie Hot Fuzz.

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Sep 25

40,000 screaming fans agree... And that was before this pitch!

Hanoumatoi@hanoumatoi· Sep 12

@kenwhite.bsky.social is Soros doing a RICO?