hansen9j (@hansen9j) · DIRTY

hansen9j

@hansen9j

Accountant. Opinions are my own. Dad to Xander & Katie, husband to Denelle. He/him. Regina, SK On my second bottle of Da Bomb hot sauce #GoPackGo #LetsGoRiders #BlueJays

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hansen9j@hansen9j· 11d

Lead singer has the fashion sense of Jimmy Goldstein. Unfortunately he currently also has the vocal range of Jimmy Goldstein.

With cowboy hat

Without cowboy hat

hansen9j@hansen9j· 11d

Sheep Detectives, Army of Darkness (rewatch), 1941, I Tonya

Look, you might think you should watch 1941 because it’s Spielberg, but that line of thinking already made me watch the BFG so I should have known better.

hansen9j@hansen9j· 14d

The 2026 Angels need to be studied by scientists

List of Angels pitchers by saves. 13 saves total, four of which are by Jordan Romano who got (deservedly) DFA’d at the end of April.

hansen9j@hansen9j· 14d

Image related but not in the way you’d imagine

A cow and David Lynch supporting Laura Dern

hansen9j@hansen9j· 16d

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.

Faith No More - Angel Dust

hansen9j@hansen9j· 18d

Minority Report, Nirvanna, Grifters, Hidden Fortress.

Hot take - those were good movies.

hansen9j@hansen9j· 22d

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat.

It's funny because it's uh... bigger than, you know... a normal hat.

hansen9j@hansen9j· 22d

fuck

hansen9j@hansen9j· 25d

@tapemachines.bsky.social I need the re-review of this and thankfully you’re still alive so it’s not my burden

Gonna put a reminder in my Google Calendar for July 17, 2026 and see how I feel then.

hansen9j@hansen9j· 25d

They Live, Harold and Maude, American Hustle (rewatch, Amy Adams hottest person in the universe), Big Trouble in Little China

hansen9j@hansen9j· 27d

@crz.mn i have questions

CRZ, the pen name for Chris Newman

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jul 13

I like house of dragon plenty but I wouldn’t mind watching Brian’s variant either

“We all see where this is going, yes? They release a bunch of cats to control the rat population. The cats become too powerful, so they release a bunch of dogs to control the cats. The dogs take over the city. One of them claims a dragon. Now we’ve got a dog soaring above the city on a winged hellbeast, refusing to reason with anyone and laying waste to all of his real and perceived enemies. He’s savvy, too, this one. He knows how to play the game. The humans around him continue to flail and embarrass themselves, leaving the door ajar for a well-timed strike. Maybe his name is Dodger and he has a little spot of black fur on his nose. All hail King Dodger, First of His Name.”

I’m not gonna say it made a LOT of sense in context but really you had to be there, I guess.

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jul 12

Let’s go Riders! #letsgoriders

Let’s go Riders!

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jul 10

Pausa de hidratación

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jul 10

Witches of Eastwood, Evil Dead 1 & 2, and a rewatch of Mockingjay Part 2

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jul 9

You can trust my math, I’m an accountant

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jul 3

2026 Roughriders

Special teams is bullshit anyway

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jul 3

Minions & Monsters, Wall & E, Judas & the Black Messiah, Mocking & Jay Part One

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jul 1

Happy Canada Day!

holding onto the railing for my goddamn life

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jun 30

A beautiful evening for baseball (in the shade)

fuq da mets

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jun 30

Go Blue Jays imo

L: A woman who has put up with a lot of stress
R: Stress

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jun 30

I think my aquarium ensemble is quite daring

holding my daughter’s purse, and frankly pulling it off

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jun 30

Sorry, this is the proper reference

Cornette falling from the scaffold

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jun 30

I did it!

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jun 29

Niagara Falls!

Family photo

Kids admiring the falls

More falls!

Cute photo with the wife

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jun 28

Play ball!

This picture was taken during the home run trot of the first pitch home run we gave up

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jun 28

I can’t believe they don’t have a video playing the opening ceremonies (hosted by Alan Thicke) on a loop

Various souvenirs etc from the history of the Skydome. Don’t worry, on the other side is a program from the 1989 Grey Cup which was won by the Saskatchewan Roughriders on a last second field goal by Dave Ridgway.

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jun 28

Can’t wait to be disappointed simultaneously!

Man with a soothing baritone wearing a Canada soccer kit under a Blue Jays jersey

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jun 27

Let’s go Riders! #letsgoriders

Let’s go Riders!

hansen9j@hansen9j· Jun 21

Let’s have a look again at that 3rd and 7 for Calgary

football reference