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@happyfunnysillydog

late 20s. any pronouns (he/him, she/her, they/them, it/its etc) on me are fine. trying to stay silly. plural if you believe in that sort of thing, if not don't worry about it i'm just like you. pfp chip the wolf from cookie crisp cereal

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arf@happyfunnysillydog· 17d

lyrics and chords. chords are probably like. 90% correct. i wrote this instead of doing the dishes i need to go do them now.

G
I don’t know why
F C
I’ve been thinking about Roko’s Basilisk
G
It’s a moronic post, I
F C
I know it’s too dumb to exist
F D
The only problem is

Am Em
I have a touch of psychosis
Am C
Little obsessive compulsive too
Am Em
Sometimes in my darkest moments
F D
It almost sounds stupid enough to be true

Em
But I still won’t give that robot a cent
C
C’mon, I gotta pay my rent

Am
Mr. Basilisk, you have my full permission
C D
To do what you want with this simulation

Em
I know I never gave a single dime to a church
C
God’s not real, what’s the appeal of something way way worse?

G D C
Pascal and Roko are bluffers!
G D C
I don’t care if I suffer!
Em
Cause have you looked around? / watched the news?
F
It’s 2026
G
That train has left the station!

arf@happyfunnysillydog· 17d

i don't know why, but i've been thinking about roko's basilisk. dot mp4

arf@happyfunnysillydog· 21d

my Staff Picks for the Ick Bookstore

Tender is the Flesh by Augustina Bazterrica

Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke by Eric LaRocca

arf@happyfunnysillydog· 27d

the panic over literally just teenagers organizing group hangouts. what the fuck. like man sorry they dont all want to sit quietly in the corner of their room staring at the wall all day. and sorry some of them arent white

“Teen takeovers” are events that rally large groups of teenagers, often organized quickly and gathered in downtowns, public spaces and shopping centers. They’re commonly mobilized over social media, and have happened in major cities across the country, such as Detroit, Chicago and Washington, D.C.

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jul 11

deleted this before posting on insta but realized yall dont know me so i dont care i can be emo haha

towing fee and battery and other replacement on her car and broken compressor on my car so no AC and flat tire in an aldi parking lot so im paying too much extra for someone to fix it which i know is dumb but i didnt want to leave my car in a parking lot overnight and groceries up and gas up amd rent up and biden loans over so student loans paying now and 8+ hours unpaid overtime per week and my boss hates my guts and no interviews and cannabis induced psychosis and alcohol interacts with medications and cancellation fee from canceling the wrong psych appointment and.

idk what i mean i guess i just need to drill it into my skull that i CANNOT get a $7 fast food "just this once" or a $5 iced coffee "just this once" or anything besides groceries gas rent bills. eventually ill get an interview somewhere. maybe next year or the year after. sooner if i STOP watching movies or going to bed early because "im so tired" or playing guitar because "its good for my mental health" and actually lock the fuck in on chores work jobapps during every waking hour

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jun 30

or the polar opposite, a game with absolutely no gameplay that i think about a lot just bc of how beautiful it is. and by beautiful i mean gorgeous static images. not a hyperrealistic pore in sight. please play south scrimshaw if you havent yet

a mature brillo whale covered in plant life greets a baby brillo whale with no symbiotic relationship yet in a scene from south scrimshaw chapter 1

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jun 27

i cant explain it but theres parallels.

owen and maddy watching the pink opaque in i saw the tv glow

kris and susie by the lake in deltarune chapter 4

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jun 24

watching you all play your little deltarune while im closing at work

squidward watching spongebob and patrick have fun meme but spongebob and patrick have been given kris and susie's color palettes

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jun 23

barb simpson comix

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jun 22

okay girl how hard could it possibly have been to like throw ethel cain on there or something. 🤨

olivia rodrigo daisy chain fields poster ft. the full lineup

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jun 21

how the fuck is this real truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

trump truth social post

POLL: Which do you prefer, Dumocrat or Dumbocrat? In one case, you simply exchange the “e” for “u,” so simple and precise (Many people don’t know, or assume, that DUMB ends in “b”). In the other case, you spell out DUMB, but it seems to lose some of the identity to Democrats when done this way. Which is better?

Thank you for your attention to this very important matter! President DJT

63% votes for dumocrat, 37% votes for dumbocrat

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jun 20

as a reminder this is a bloc who often has major issues surrounding their identifying documents like drivers licenses and such transequality.org/news/largest...

Compared to the U.S. general population, survey respondents were more engaged in the electoral process: Three-quarters (75%) of voting eligible trans respondents (adult U.S. citizens) reported that they had voted in the 2020 presidential election, compared to 67% in the U.S. population. Voting eligible respondents also reported higher voter registration rates (82%) in the 2020 presidential election compared to the U.S. population (73%). These findings are consistent with the 2015 U.S. Transgender Survey which also reported high voting rates among respondents.

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jun 14

found this old fanart i did of my favorite GHOST / ghost / ghost and pals song "entomologists" www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQI5...

pen drawing of a humanoid with an insect (praying mantis?) head, holding another, cat-sized insect in their arms. they are surrounded by spectators

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jun 6

this is kind of the trajectory of all backrooms media / the concept in general tbh. it started as just this and now the extended fan universe has tons of entities and OCs and such. it's kinda fun as a fan culture thing and i'm glad the movie is apparently amazing but it does lose some scariness

original 2019 4chan (eugh, but whatever) Backrooms post depicting a series of rooms with yellow wallapper, with text reading:

If you're not careful and noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in.

God save you if you hear something wandering nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jun 6

family guy screenshot: two baristas who both look like peter griffin with eyelashes and piercings make out

arf@happyfunnysillydog· Jun 2

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 28

I think God is nonbinary

guy standing up meme (norman rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" depicting a man speaking passionately at a town hall)

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 22

when youre a tboy in a public restroom comprised of a row of urinals and a single, occupied stall

i have no mouth and i must scream videogame box art edited to say i have no cock and i must piss

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 21

car seat headrest situation bad ending: slow descent into christian rock, peeling away all the non-toledo band members until all is unrecognizable good ending: [?????] true ending: the next album is a sincere deep dive into being a gay christfur that blows twin fantasy out of the water. album art:

mspaint drawn furries of various colors/species, some with musical or religious imagery, standing in front of a giant wooden cross

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 19

if you dont get this one dont worry about it

trans people: im trans
society: ok
every comments section on a 2017 steven universe fan theory video, 103 replies deep: okay enough with your "fusion is a metaphor for intimacy" takes. first of all fusion is intimacy, but it is an alien form of intimacy first and foremost--one that the viewer cannot possibly understand. like star trek's vulcan mind meld or mech anime's special bonds formed between copilots, fusion is a SFF concept that works as a metaphor for different kinds of intimacy depending on the situation while also being unique.
this has all been on a samsung notes app note

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 15

i remember getting to this part, thinking "yeah you know what i think i will," making tea and getting distracted by other things, picking it back up later and feeling deeply glad i'd heeded the warning

YOU [that is, the reader, not the character] are welcome to take a break here given the extremity of the content explored in the next series of chapters. It isn't shameful to take a break. It is in fact encouraged that you do so right here, so that this novel does not become overwhelming to you. Take a break, get a cup of tea and some water. Maybe go for a walk. Then come back and continue reading, safe in the knowledge that you [the reader] have fortified your constitution and thus can handle what follows.
source: Brainwyrms by Alison Rumfitt
note: text is reproduced exactly, brackets not mine. the passage surrounding this is fiction in second person

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 14

LMAO

nyt Analysis: Is Trump Tuned Out To Americans' Financial Needs? A Remark Suggests Yes.

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 14

i wonder if whoever made this meme posted it somewhere where they got to find out in real time that picnics, cookouts, gardens, and churches still exist

"time traveler: *prevents the invention of pr0n [sic]*
the new 2026 timelne:"
four american 1950s commercial illustrations each showing people enjoying an idyllic scene: a picnic, a cookout, gardening, and church. all of the people are white

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 13

i want love but it's impossible. a man like me, so irresponsible

mr birchum x karponzi from the daily wire's animated show "mr birchum"

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 11

someone skote that will stancil is getting unfairly dogpiled and lied about. i asked what lies theyd seen bc i hadnt seen any, they said "that he's a fed and exposed an anti-ice operation." re fed: you get called that on here for breathing re exposing anti-ice:

Will Stancil in April

Okay this isn't really happening anymore so I can tell you how I had "internal ICE sources": the 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 11

hes your mom now btw. if the first one sucked.

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 11

pretend theres a bong on junes desk here idk how to edit gifs

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 9

simpsons dweeb saying "boy, i really hope somebody got fired for that blunder"

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 8

It wasn't even that she wasn't really a fan of games; she likes games, she just was critiquing them through a (pretty 101-level and inoffensive) feminist lens. Chuds have been throwing a meltdown for over a decade over such hot takes as "the damsel in distress trope can be kinda sexist"

2016 videos from Feminist Frequency's Youtube channel, discussing topics like "Positive female characters in video games," "Women As Reward - Tropes vs Women," an Assassin's Creed review and a Rise of the Tomb Raider review

Screenshot of Feminist Frequency videos featuring Anita Sarkeesian from 2014, with titles like "Damsels in Distress - Tropes vs Women", "Ms. Male Character - Tropes vs Women" and "Women as Background Decoration"

arf@happyfunnysillydog· May 4

neat, check out this cult that just followed me