Jesus is the one person Ronaldo's ego could ever take instructions from.
This is exactly why the death penalty shouldn't exist anywhere.
No idea how this got there but it's my new favourite bit of the back yard.
Video of my band, American Wrestling, playing our most recent single, 'Morning Lights', if anyone's mildly interested.
Whoever did the artwork for this is directly responsible for those shitty little bullet point icons that are on every single shitty AI generated poster I see on FB...
Had an amazing band practice tonight. Come through to Two By Two Brewery in Newcastle on Saturday night if you want to come and see us. We're on at 9pm. Free entry. Best half an hour of your life or your money back.
Looks like everyone's favourite new home kit is out on June 10th #nufc
He started once at RB against Forest after they announced Trippier was leaving. Burn was on the bench for West Ham (second last game of the season) with Hall and Botman preferred. That Arsenal match was also the only game Burn started in April. Here's Hall's last few months of the season...
Only a mildy terrifying thing to be greeted by in my late-Victorian, probably haunted house...
Just imagine what billionaires could do with their money if they weren't too busy playing with toys.
Amongst a plethora of lows, my highlight of the season is probably getting to take my son to his (and my) first Champions League match at St. James' Park where we were better than Barcelona for a bit. Feels like a lifetime ago. #nufc
Last day of the season vibez. Howay the toon. 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 #nufc
One take and i've been evacuated for more selfies 🤣🤣🤣
Me, taking a selfie, because I've been waiting for about 45 mins for the singer to finish taking selfies so we can actually do some vocal takes...
My band, American Wrestling, are now on @subvert.fm. Check it out! A much needed artist-owned cooperative platform for music. www.subvert.fm/americanwres...
Me and my son when #nufc got relegated in 2016. He's a little bigger now and our trophy cabinet actually has something in it. Feels like an absolute lifetime ago, but incredibly grateful to look back and compare where we were going then to where we've been since.