A National Hot Dog Day message to the Trump administration:

Make a run for the toilet.

STFU About Chicago- we got a Tile Outlet. (You'll only understand this if you were raised on Chicago television in the 80s and 90s.)

What’s your favorite park in the city? My favorites are Portage Park, Big Marsh, or Ping Tom. #chicago

After Trump announced he was changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico, @jbpritzker.bsky.social jokingly said he was renaming Lake Michigan. Well this flag is no joke- I got ten of them made! #chicago

Come find me at Square Roots this weekend!

Abolish ICE in Houston. Abolish ICE in Chicago. Abolish ICE in NYC. Abolish ICE.

The flag of my people.

I have a history of buying stupid domains. This isn't one of them: acoupletwotree.com

STFU About Chicago. We've got the Onion and Infowars.

Did you know that National Hot Dog Day is July 15? Observe one of Chicago’s holiest days of the year with our hot dog flag. NOW BACK IN STOCK. #chicago

STFU About Chicago- we have the best dive bars.

Five more Chinga La Migra totes are now available. #chicago

The Chicago style dog is a work of art. #chicago

What can I say, I’m a fan of Italian beefs. Let’s go beefs! #chicago

Even my parents sink reminds me of Chicago.

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This should be required attire for every art teacher out there.

Future Shit For Brains trivia

Cta ridership is up. Crime is down.