Newsom (who understands how data work) “we are *SAVING* taxpayers money by keeping seniors and people with disabilities out of far more expensive nursing homes!”

Of course, if you’re MAGA you’re not going to trust these findings, either 🤦🏽‍♀️ #scientificamerican

For me personally, the kiss of death was when Esta Noche closed (2014)

Wow… Not in #SanFrancisco tho

Our town had an uplifting July celebration of the ongoing struggle for liberty

Thank you, followers! I’m now a member of the mile-high club! No, wait…that ain’t right… 🤔 #Snark4Days

C’mon, do me a solid 😉 I wanna see my odometer flip over 🙏

Yep ¡Somos Californios!

Supporting the local pop up this evening by purchasing too much delicious Korean vegetarian food. #kimchi

😂😂😂

I’m sorry, “Mr. Bean on crack?” It opens up a terrific mad lib opportunity. Scott Bessent is like _____ (clown) on _____(substance) Krusty; 4Loco Jerry Lewis; benzos Will Arnett; whippits Steve Martin; shrooms

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF

Me with your GIF

Edema much?

It’s not feminist, I know, I know… But some analysts have said these heifers put 🤡 back in the White House 😡 So maybe they sit out a couple cycles…

underserved people will suffer now; we will ALL suffer later when untreated & preventable problems plague our population

😬 can’t even “love that,” because the abuser put us all through this misery for his own narcissistic reward. Wasteful spending in government? girl pleeeez

jeeeez, for real? How’d I get so old and remain so naive?!? 🥺

it’s like SPORTS! Live Action! Scripps Spelling Bee 🏈⚾️🥎🏀⚽️ abcdefg

You beat me to it!

“Hello, Internet Archive?” Maybe we should revive the practice of collectively posting the same content at the top of our websites for a day, or a week, or one day every week… 🇺🇸 #defenddemocracy

she was hot