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Harrison

@harrisonk

Happiest in the mountains. He/him.

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Harrison@harrisonk· 7d

Scientific paper titled "Body Roundness Index and All-Cause Mortality Among US Adults"

Violet Beauregarde from Charlie And The Chocolate after having been turned into a blueberry, a notoriously spherical fruit.

Harrison@harrisonk· 11d

Hmm

Harrison@harrisonk· 27d

He's cooking

Harrison@harrisonk· Jul 19

Feast not when the ill omen rises from the east

Harrison@harrisonk· Jul 16

Harrison@harrisonk· Jul 2

Minions & Monsters got dark quick.

Harrison@harrisonk· Jun 20

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

The Judge from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian

Harrison@harrisonk· Jun 8

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Harrison@harrisonk· May 23

An image of packaging for dexmedetomidine, a medication typically used in IV form to heavily sedate (i.e "snow") patients while hospitalized. This version is sublingual, however, and thus available "to go"

Harrison@harrisonk· May 1

This, by @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social, is 100% correct

The United States government should confiscate the wealth of the very rich. Their wealth is symbolically grotesque, unnecessary for them to have, needed more by others, and, most importantly, allowing such wealth to pool into such a small number of hands warps our political system and our society at large in incredibly harmful ways. Rather than populist politicians grumbling about billionaires and railing at the way that they exert undue influence over all of our lives, the government should tax all individual wealth over, let's say, $999 million at 100%. Democratic governments should not wage PR battles against billionaires.
They should eradicate them.

Harrison@harrisonk· Apr 18

Going to be one hell of a summer

Screenshot of ap news story with text reading "The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's comprehensive Palmer
Drought Severity Index not only hit its highest level for March since records started in 1895, but last month was the third-driest month
recorded regardless of time of year. It trailed only the famed Dust Bowl months of July and August 1934."

Is that good meme

Harrison@harrisonk· Apr 16

Incredible

A post by @jay.bsky.team explaining that AI tools are used to write the code for Bluesky. This is followed by a series of responses that are not currently loading because Bluesky is broken, presumably by AI fucking up their code

Harrison@harrisonk· Apr 14

Naturopaths hate this one weird trick!

A list of foods that are rich in magnesium which are commonly recommended by doctors as part of a healthy diet, but naturopath shun in favor of expensive supplements.

Harrison@harrisonk· Apr 12

Extremely on brand that buzz balls were invented by a woman who got drunk and wanted to drink a candle

Harrison@harrisonk· Apr 10

I have never been more vindicated in my life in the rejection of the vision of masculinity offered to me in childhood

Harrison@harrisonk· Mar 25

Are you interested in non-kibble meals? The guardian has you covered!

Non-kibble meals include:
Salmon with rice and vegetables
Greek yogurt with fruit and granola
Eggs with whole grain toast and avocado Stir-fry with tofu, vegetables, buckwheat noodles, and crushed nuts and sesame seeds
A whole grain wrap filled with black beans, guacamole, veggies, cheese and salsa Whole grain pasta with turkey meatballs, zucchini spirals, olives, parmesan cheese and tomato sauce

Harrison@harrisonk· Mar 25

Talia levin trying to justify doxxing a person having a mental health crisis

"Worst person you know learned therapy words" meme

Harrison@harrisonk· Mar 23

Harrison@harrisonk· Mar 19

This is the only Star War that I acknowledge

Harrison@harrisonk· Mar 10

Only took me 37 seconds 😏

Harrison@harrisonk· Mar 8

My reaction to that information

Harrison@harrisonk· Mar 7

I'm war-proofing my budget by using slick speech to con hyper religious yokels in rural Oklahoma out of the mineral rights on their farm land.

Harrison@harrisonk· Mar 2

We're getting so close to The Day It Finally Happens

Harrison@harrisonk· Mar 1

Waterboy vindicated

Harrison@harrisonk· Feb 27

It seems to be stuck...

Harrison@harrisonk· Feb 26

The drugs.com AI is working spectacularly well

Searching drugs.com for penisomab. There is no result but the website offers to ask an AI agent.

The drugs.com AI claims that penisonomab is a medication used to treat DLBCL.

Asking the AI if penisomomab is a real. It responds that no, it is made up.

Harrison@harrisonk· Feb 25

Real "My grandfather died in the concentration camps after falling out of a guard tower" vibes

Harrison@harrisonk· Feb 24

Computer enhance... Enhance... ENHANCE