PSA: Remember to get out and touch ass today.

Have at it.

OMG, he must have had so much fun! Next time they need to have David Mitchell of Mitchell & Webb play the villain!

We need a trifecta now!

Wouldn't matter—his hands are too small to make a difference.

"Having waded through the mire of the internet, every bowl of clam chowder in real life is worth racing toward with my whole heart." Somehow, these bots realized I love clam chowder (but only New England style, not that Manhattan dreck).

Excellent. A friend shared this with me; a perfect distillation of where we are; lead by ignorance, dread, and nostalgia. defector.com/dead-country... I commend the writer, David Roth. I don't think Stephen King could have better captured our current horror.

Anyone know how to block bots? I seriously do not know the point of these.

Thanks for posting this—it's very helpful! I tried this on the corporatist hack who is running in my district. The progressive candidates split the vote and this candidate won with just around 32% of the vote.

"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty that killed the beast!"

I jumped the paywall using archive.ph. Just type in the story URL here and it will work. Here's the story: archive.ph/RYbqK

trump's doing amazing work with the Reflecting Pool!

What makes you think we Americans are bad at making choices?

It's fun to play dress up, isn't it kids?

Look, I'm not trying to say we're cooler than anyone because we have these new USPS stamps, but... #USPSstamps #BruceLee #BruceLeeStamps

At least we can tell that the Oval Orifice certainly doesn't give a shit about anything that benefits the American people.

Don Jr. always had a thing for bad boys...

This was my best girl Violet who left us 3 months ago.

I don't think the sparrows who took over the robins' nest are ever getting their deposit back.

What utter bullshit—what Senator Moreno meant to say is that you can be politically active—but only for people we support. That's the GOP definition of 'freedom of speech'.

"I'm seeing a lot of people saying Trump blinked." He didn't blink—he was just sleeping.

If only the Easter Bunny were on hand to lend some decorum to this event.

The pallets of cash will definitely be smaller—they're going to use the new trump $250 bill. It just makes me so angry that people criticized Bessant for pushing the new bill. It's like, open your eyes, SHEEPLE!1!

How far will Putin go? I hear that trump let him get to 3rd base on their first date.

Two things: My son finished his last class to complete his B.S. at CSU and I found another version of this hat that I lost in Seattle a few years ago on eBay.

the UFC Freedom 250 event was a disgrace—there wasn't ONE funnel cake stand and ZERO Eagles cover bands at the event. What happened to us? We were once a proud country. #UFCFreedom250