Turkey Content Provider

@haus53

Back Yard Turkeys. Siamese cat. Other old man stuff. Reply guy. “Chronic case of teutonic lassitude.” 📌 South Shore MA

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Turkey Content Provider@haus53· 3d

🪶 Avengers Assemble!

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· 7d

🪶 Poult update: you would now need two hands to hold them.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· 22d

🪶 Yes, hello, are you registered to vote? And have you any spare peanuts, perchance?

Two wild turkey toms on a back door stoop, looking through a plexiglass storm door, as seen from inside. There are four more toms and a hen behind them (you can only see two more in this photo, but they’re there). It’s July, the garden is abundant, it’s 9 in the morning, and there’s the head of a garden hose under one of the turkeys.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· 25d

🪶 Hen and four poults. They already look 25% bigger than a few days ago.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· 28d

🪶 Thick ominous yellow haze today, wildfire smoke drifting through here. The seven wild turkeys of the apocalypse are still arguing over which plague each gets to unleash.

Seven wild turkeys, 6 lads and a lassie, pecking at a back yard lawn. The air is all thick and yellow, looks like late evening but it’s just about noon. *cough cough

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· Jul 12

🪶 When the lads see you coming

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· Jul 9

🪶 Driveway moment

A couple of wild turkey toms pecking at peanuts in a driveway. The sun is shining and making their feathers glow copper-y. They both look a little gnarly in the face, more swollen than usual. Probably got a touch of the turkey pox, who knows

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· Jul 3

A hen with about 10 poults came through about two weeks ago, but i haven’t seen them since. I think it’s a little too exposed for her in our yard, she probably likes more tangle.

A wild turkey hen with about 10 poults wandering through a back yard lawn in need of mowing.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· Jul 3

🪶 Summer camp

Five wild turkeys, three toms and two hens, making a beeline towards the bird feeder. They are in a back yard with a recently mowed lawn that is getting a bit crispy from the excessive heat. Come to think of it, they might be heading to the birdbath to have a drink. It’s july, it’s early in the day and already hot; they’re gonna disappear into the shadows the rest of the day.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· Jun 30

🪶 Not turkey content, but here’s a Blue Jay splooted out; it’s pretty hot rn. If he had any sense, he’d be in the shade.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· Jun 28

CJ strikes me as less of a boat guy and more of an expensive restaurant kind of guy

CJ Doyle of the “Catholic League of Massachusetts” (highly likely that it’s just him) on Fox News with a dyspeptic look on his face, complaining about “christian monuments vandalized across the US”, pic next to him is a statue of Mary with a trash can over her head, which is only vandalism via technicality.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· Jun 24

🪶 Rainbirds

Three wild turkey toms in a rainy backyard. The one on the left has a flight feather sticking out of its wing that i’ve been dying to pluck from him for days, but i can’t get close enough. One of the toms in the foreground looks like he’s running, because he just got nipped in the bum by the one behind him.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· Jun 9

🪶 This is the deal nowadays, six lads and one lassie (top left) that come see me every day. The lads don’t bother her anymore, so i think she already laid eggs and her nest failed, maybe? She’s an honorary lad this year.

Seven wild turkey in a back yard. Six toms and one hen; the hen looks browner and has a fuzzy brown head. Unlike the lads who are bald and very red in the face and neck. There’s some raised garden beds that all have fencing around them because if you don’t fence in your vegetables, the turkeys will peck them all to bits. Not necessarily because they like vegetables, more because they’re hoping for bugs under leaves.
It is june and sunny and the grass is green.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· Jun 1

🪶 “Excuse me, can you spare a minute for our lord and savior?” (Sound on, he’s knocking)

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· May 29

I believe so, after all, turkey was abundant in your day!

Four wild turkeys walking down a street in Gloucester, MA. View of beach houses, an iron fence on the left side, and the sea barely visible in the left corner behind the fence.
Photo credit: c.ryan

https://goodmorninggloucester.com/tag/wild-turkey/

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· May 28

🪶 Why not get yourself some turkey art from Salem, MA, artist Chris Firger? (Who is not me, i just came across the painting and rather liked it) www.instagram.com/p/DY4mw96R3H...

A geometric painting of a wild turkey strutting in front of some cars. The color scheme is blueish-gray with some vertical red stripes of various shapes in the background. A modern slice of new england life, but could be anywhere turkeys have taken over.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· May 27

🪶 Gonna post this to my local Nextdoor and complain about unruly lads destroying our neighborhoods

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· May 22

🪶 Driveway moment

Three wild turkey toms pecking away at some seeds in a sun-dappled driveway. Bushes and a coniferous tree behind them, blue sky and clouds.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· May 18

🪶 Summer lads

Two wild turkey toms in a freshly mown back yard. They are examining some sunflower seeds in the grass. Everything is very green and there’s a sunbeam sneaking in from the upper right hand side.

Turkey Content Provider@haus53· May 6

🪶 This lad’s been trying to impress a lady in the yard all day, but he looks like something took a bite out his tail feathers. Strangely, the lassie seems to be into it.