Haus of Decline

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Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· 24d

Hi all. If you're in Toronto on Wednesday the 22nd come see me and my band @antispectacular.bsky.social play the Horseshoe Tavern! A good time will be had by all except for Depressed Ansel, the Melancholic.

The Great Rearranger Single Release Party! July 22 at the Horseshoe Tavern! Featuring Cabin Fever, The Great Tick Eater, Anti-Spectacular and Vargath. Tickets are $15 advance and $20 at the door and are available at horseshoetavern.com.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· 24d

A man says "you came, but I didn't so now you gotta wear the dunce camp." He presents his partner with a conical hat with "Dunce" written on it." His partner sits silently on a stool in the corner. He lets out an "I love y-" but is interrupted by the man shouting "NO TALKING!" He continues sitting silently, with a sad expression on his face.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· 25d

Alex emerges from a portal in 1970s Japan and reaches out to a man in military uniform. She cries out "Yukio Mishima! I'm from the future. Before you attempt this coup, there's something I think you should see." She holds up an Ipad that displays the title screen for The Amazing Digital Circus. They watch together and Yukio Mishima says "God, I'm just like Jax." He falls on to Alex, weeping and holding her closely. Alex comforts him.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· 26d

Apparently, it's international Drag day, so have another comic on the Haus

Two morticians preside over another one applying makeup to a corpse. One of the overseeing morticians says "the kid's new to the mortician business, but he seems enthusiastic. Hey! How's that makeup coming?" The kid reveals the corpse and it has exaggerated glam makeup on in the style of Trixie Mattel. He says "voilà! It's Trixie Mattel." The overseeing mortician says "uh... I think the mourners may want something more... subtle." The kid says "right, right. Gotcha, chief." The kid redoes the makeup in the style of Katya and says "voilà! It's Katya!" The overseeing morticians look vexed.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· 26d

A smug man says "man, don't you realize we live in a simulation?" The smug man proceeds to shit his pants. Another man asks "did you just shit yourself?" The smug man says "the shit isn't real, idiot."

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· 27d

A man angrily shouts "GOON!" while brandishing his fist. Another shouts "NOFAP" in opposition. They both start beating the Hell out of each other. Their battle is interrupted by an awe-inspiring light. They yield to angelic figure that descends from the heavens with the text "masturbating a normal amount" emblazoned above its head.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· 28d

Vtuber Hostage situation. A vacant looking anime catgirl with a smile on her face says "Do you think we're fucking around?" Followed by Gunshots. Followed by an eerie silence. The person watching the stream says "I'm sure they're fine."

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· 29d

Hidetaka Miyazaki hold hands with an unseen entity that's wearing little cartoon gloves. The entity says "I love you, Hidetaka Miyazaki." Miyazaki respons "I love YOU, poison swamp." He makes out with the swamp. Miyazaki's poison meter starts going up.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 12

A man says "I'm glad we're on the top layer of this infinite recursion." Another man says "yeah, that means we're the original version of the guys in the picture." They are staring at a picture of themselves having this exchange, who are in turn staring at a smaller picture of them having this exchange, who are in turn staring at an even smaller picture of them having this exchange ad infinitum.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 11

My wonderful friend @joantoonz.bsky.social has drawn me as a coyote playing baseball for my birthday. I'm as a happy as a clam that is also a coyote. (Also if you are a fur person looking for some boss artwork, I can't recommend Joan enough)

Alex Haus of Decline in a coyote fursona in a baseball pitching stance shouting "10 bucks a pack of red stripe says I strike you out, Vladdy!"

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 11

1 Year on T... Mario hangs up his hat on a hat rack. He catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror. He puts his hand up to it and says "it's-a me... Mario." He weeps with joy.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 10

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/hausofdeclin... Subscribe to see the full comic! We're getting into the final act of my graphic novel about getting fucked by a bug. It's gonna get real weird.

Diane sits next to Peter, a giant bedbug, at a bar.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 10

Childhood... A kid eats a bug and another boy points out "yop this kid's eating a bug! A bunch of boys gather around him and chant "GO! GO! GO! GO!"

Adulthood... A man points to a man on a computer and says "yo, this guy's having a protracted mental breakdown online." A bunch of guys gather around him and chant "GO! GO! GO! GO!"

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 9

A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He breaks out a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man says "I'd like to listen." The hatred man plays while the listening man listens contentedly.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 8

They shoulda never given me breasts

Alex Haus of Decline has drawn a face doing the DreamWorks expression on her torso where her breasts are the eyes

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 8

Cthulhu sits down at a bar, hand to its head and says "man, it just seems like no one comprehends me." The bartender, washing a glass, says "that's rough, Mr. Cthulhu." Cthulhu asks "hey, how come you can gaze upon me without going mad?" The bartender's face contorts into a silent shriek of existential agony. Cthulhu, annoyed in resignation says "there it is..."

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 7

A dark-haired woman asks "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" to her brown-haired girlfriend. The brown-haired woman, extracting a green shirt from her dresser counters "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship." The first woman puts on her glasses while saying "yeah, you're right... there's no such thing." Now both fully dressed, it is revealed that they look exactly like Marcy and Peppermint Patty.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 6

Babar removes his clothing and says "I reject the vestments of so-called civilized society. For too long I laboured under the shameful illusion that my natural state was somehow inadequate." Other angry elephants gather around Babar as he announces "for I am not, Babar, King of the Men!" His face intensifies and he shouts "I AM BABAR, KING OF THE ELEPHANTS!" Several elephants in outright rebellion against man's society start goring frenchmen, tossing them in the air and tearing off their hands.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 6

Here's me in a low cut top

Alex Haus of Decline in black low cut top and daisy dukes

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 5

A trans woman with glasses laments "Sometimes I feel like I'm giving up a lot by transitioning. Like.. will I ever truly feel like "The Boys are Back in Town" again?" Her friend reassures her by saying "Of course Margaret! The boys being back in town has nothing to do with gender. It has more to do with the boys being back in town."

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 4

A bully uses a man's own fist to punch the man in the face while saying "stop hitting yourself. stop hitting yourself." The bully comes to a sudden realization and says "Oh God. I just realized bullying is wrong!" He arrives at the Franciscan Monastery for Bullies and says "I must repent before God!!" He self-flagellates, creating a series of bloody gashes on his back while repeating "stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!"

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 3

A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 2

A woman holds a nightcap and candle and says to her partner "OK I have the nightcap and candle." She leans in erotically and says "I'm ready to do an all-time "who goes there?" Wearing the nightcap and holding the candle in front of her face, she walks into a stone-brick lined room, steeped with shadows and says "who goes there?" Her partner embraces her affectionately and says "God, I'm so glad I met you on the "who goes there?" forums."

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 1

My band Anti-Spectacular (www.instagram.com/anti.spectac...) is playing the Linsmore Tavern in Toronto tomorrow. Come beat the heat by rockin out to cool riffs.

Thursday July 2nd: Jumping Contest, Lapdance, Good Day, and Anti-Spectacular live at the Linsmore Tavern 1298 Danforth Ave, Doors Open @ 7:30. Poster background is a jagged, glitched out face staring over a fuzzy abstract field.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jul 1

Sluggo, dressed as Tifa Lockheart points to Fritzi dressed as Revolutionary Girl Utena and says "your Revolutionary Goil Utena costume is great, Ms. Fritzi." Fritzi turns to her niece and asks "Nancy, where's your costume for the anime convention?" Nancy turns around and points to the back of her head where she has affixed two large eyes such that she resembles a soot sprite from Spirited Away. Fritzi looks surprised.

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jun 29

A woman asks "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures "right this way, ma'am!" She holds a flowery card with many different fonts that says "Sorry for calling you 'Pathetic' during my episode.? She remarks "wow, there are so many of these and in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jun 28

A cell is attempting to divide. Other cells in various stages of mitosis mock him by saying "haha, you divide so slowly, you freakin' nerd" and "yeah, you suck, nerd." The undividing cell cries and says "you'll see... one day I'm gonna divide way faster than any of you guys." A cell with a moustache pats him on the head and says "I believe in you Timmy!" Timmy says "Thanks Grandpa! With your encouragement, I know I can do it." A doctor informs a man "I'm sorry, it's cancer."

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jun 27

A man holds up a condom and says "jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." He puts it on but in the opposite way such that his entire body is covered in the condom except for his penis. His partner cradles his lifeless body and says "HE'S DEAD! He suffocated to death." He laments "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jun 26

Diego

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline· Jun 26

Here's me and the creature