just say no to irls

i dont know what time i was born so im just pretending 💔

4th of july in trumps america

its really cool that anyone with a friend who works for any nba team can attribute any quote to "people in the league"

im dying expeditiously

they made my son (older than me) even larger

an excuse to post goat...

baby

arf ard bark woof etc

and now im scared for a completely different reason! insane framing by The Google Al

(yes i opened bluesky before my window)

👁️👁️

its working

thank u for the warning dpw

theyre saying its optimal scheduling

a customer just came into my store wearing a kyrie jersey and when i asked him abt it he said he bought it to fit in

hes been chilling with me all morning 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

just two guys experiencing the same emotion together

her

my tall son (i am not to be left alone with inanimate objects)

:o

i mean. 🥰🥰

cali is not a real place bro 😭

absurdly locked in

pax east... i see you... i recognize your game...

today i have fallen in love

it has never felt so good to spend money im afraid

i think she is lost

omg