Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
@haysparklemane
🔞 18+ only please 🔞 He/him/his 35 Single Northwest PA Working hard and playing hard has made me strong and chonky; Please refrain from calling the pretty horse a donkey. ✨🦄✨ Main characters are Hayburn 🦄; Buck 🦌; and Powerstripe 🦨🦌🧬
I finally have the 1977 Lawnboy back in my possession. I was able to get it to run again simply by replacing the recoil starter and giving it fresh 32:1 fuel*
Home now from AC. Had an amazing time. Missed a few things that I really wanted to go to like a friend's birthday party; But it's not possible to do everything. I had such an amazing time and I'm lucky I get to go and do such awesome stuff with my life.
Our friend #CabooseTheMoose points out where you can find berries in your neighborhood! Stay safe and make sure you eat lots of whole fruit snacks to stay Happy and Healthy
Happy blob day! Bringing out all 3 of my characters to celebrate. Hayburn Powerstripe and Buck. Everyone looks better as a blob 😎 Art by: @wyrming.bsky.social @gentlemonster.bsky.social FA: opblaaskrokodil FA: Sweatpants
Nothing beats a nice hot shower! Art for me by @rolfthewhatever.bsky.social
I just had to. ,✨🦄✨ Hit me up if you wanna touch my D-Pad🕹️
My lawnmower overheated so while waiting for it to cool down I took the grand cHawHee out for a spin. Didn't take any other pictures. Just enjoying the moment and focusing on the ride.
And speaking of people who I'd like to funnel fed, I had a Very Hilarious picture sent to me by someone who is into that. Anyway there was a unicorn spotted in the wild. Right where it belongs.🗑️🦄
Wore my spikey backpack to the motorcycle dealership today to get my oil changed, and the staff are having the most hilarious argument behind the counter of the difference between Bowser and King Koopa.
Things that are super awesome when at a furry convention but super LAME when you're at some corpo function: "Hah you're wearing the same shirt as on your badge"
I can be whatever I want in this life. And I want to be a unicorn. Try and stop me 🌸🦄🌸 No Bits, no Bridals Catch up if you can ✨🦄💨✨
Going to see if I can successfully clone these cuttings. I grew a pineapple in Canada so I guess anything is possible. Wish me luck!
Ever see a mascot for a company and say, "that's just someone's fursona"
Just me showing how cultured I am by having a nice picnic under my fancy cherry tree. Art by @kindofabigseal.bsky.social
Finally! A pizza cutter big enough to cut the kind of pizza needed to satisfy my hunger. #motosky
New types of BDSM gloves available at your local home Depot
I've always loved the sapient mounted deer head gimic. When talking about it @agentthedog.bsky.social decided I'd be mounted at a restaurant and be really fat from constantly eating the patrons food. I loved the idea and they sketched it for me.
Turning into a bloated belching mess as I drink all the leftover IPAs in my fridge. I **BUHHOORRP** wonder why I purchased this one. Anyway it's actually pretty good and the label makes me happy 9/10
Hell yeah! Brap it up! Unicorns can faet rainbows. Or they can just fart stinky brown or green really the color doesn't matter, it's always just another way to express yourself! ✨🦄✨
I'm incredibly hippo brained today so have this awesome illustration from @/agentthedog.bsky.social when he made me into a hippo 🦛 I didn't choose the Chug Life. The Chug Life chose me
This hippo looks like he is trying to hold in a fart rancid enough to change the world's atmosphere
I don't have any pie for pie day but I do have cake. Eat up Art from @cavezero.bsky.social
If you're over 200 pounds quote this and drop a pic. 235
Which flavor of dragon transformation do you choose?
Amazing birthday gift from @agentthedog.bsky.social It's amazing