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I used to make a lot of comics. I have two cats! I read a bunch.

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Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· 8d

The fish from Spongebob who yells at Mr Krabs that he has "BIG MEATY CLAWS!"

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· 24d

"Messi's the greatest of all time, just watch" Messi in the final:

Warhammer 40k Emperor of Mankind on the Golden Throne, a desiccated husk of a person plugged into his seat

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· 25d

Appropriate

Screenshot of post:

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"

U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

The 'like' count of the post is exactly 300, which is highlighted

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· 25d

If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai

Cast shot of the Pretty Little Liars core four: Emily, Aria, Hanna, and Spencer. They are wearing matching red raincoats.

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Jun 27

There's a tonne, but this is the first one that springs to mind

b&w illustration of Gotrek, a dwarf trollslayer with a huge mohawk, long beard with braids, covered in tattoos and with a chain running from his nose to his ear. He carries a huge axe that is covered in runes and which is chained to his wrist. Behind him is Felix, a human, wearing a mail shirt with a cloak over it, holding a sword that has runes etched on the blade.

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Jun 21

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Jun 18

Brett Ewins-drawn Judge Dredd comic panel of Dredd standing with hands on hips, commenting to another Judge "Somebody open a window! This place stinks!" The room is filled with corpses.

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Jun 14

If I ran a gay bar I would post this sign everywhere

Sign from Yellowstone National Park reading
WARNING
BEAR
FREQUENTING AREA
(the word 'BEAR' is inside the silhouette of a bear)

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Jun 6

Can confirm, went last week and got my free-taters-for-out-of-staters

a package of Idahoan instant mashed potatoes

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Jun 6

Boss: hey, where are you going? Me:

picture of mountains with superimposed text reading "The mountains are calling and I must go. -John Muir"

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Jun 5

DC Comics' first trans hero to have her own title book, Galaxy, accompanied by Argus, who looks like a dog*
Galaxy is a young alien woman with purple skin, horns that join above her head, and long, flowing, teal hair. Her skin has a spattering of white stars twinkling on its surface and white lines that run up her face and along her ears and horns. She wears a pink and silver costume that covers her arms but are shorts on the bottom.
The picture is drawn in the DC animated style of Bruce Timm.

*not a dog

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Jun 1

Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house. All from when I was 16-18 or so:

Pulp Fiction movie poster featuring Uma Thurman lying on a bed, sitting up with a cigarette in one hand and the other on a book that is opened face-down on the sheets. A gun rests on the pillow in front of her.

Clerks movie poster featuring the four principal characters (Dante, Veronica, Caitlin, Randal) plus writer/director Kevin Smith

Russian tennis player Anna Kournikova with twin braids in a red beret, cropped shirt, micro miniskirt, leg warmers, and heels. She is holding a tennis racquet in a mildly suggestive way. If you were a straight teen boy in the early 2000s this shit rocked your world

Jennifer Lopez, naked and oiled up, with arms crossed over her breasts. She wears a pair of feathered Angel wings, one of which is swept in front of her to strategically cover her genitals

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· May 11

That comment reminds me of this cover, in which Salvador Larocco did not have to do Daredevil like that (though let's be honest, it's not like Daredevil's ever going to see it)

Cover of Fantastic Four vol 3(?) #27, depicting the wedding of Sue Storm and Doctor Doom. The couple are surrounded by inset pictures of various Marvel heroes looking at them and reacting in shock and surprise. Daredevil, Marvel's blind hero, is the only one facing the wrong way

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· May 8

Shot from the Simpsons of Marge wearing an apron that reads "JIM NABORS IS WAY COOL" with a picture of Jim Nabors giving a thumbs-up

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· May 1

Sumer is icumen in!

Lord Summerisle, Christopher Lee in the movie The Wicker Man, dances exuberantly with a huge grin on his face

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Apr 19

Here's a drawing of Alia Shawkat I did today

black and white ink drawing of the actress Alia Shawkat

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Apr 17

Three blocking dice from Blood Bowl, all displaying a skull, which in-game reflects an unambiguous fail

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Apr 10

We're fostering a cat that was going to be put down by its adopter for being "vicious" Here is a picture of this savage monster

a brown tabby sitting up on a person's lap and looking upwards and over one shoulder at them, looking like the cutest little goober on the planet

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Apr 3

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Mar 31

TFW your alarm didn't go off and Marie Kondo is coming over in half an hour

Nine of Swords tarot card. A figure sits upright in bed, hands pressed to their face. Nine swords are hung horizontally on the wall behind them.

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Mar 27

My longtime favourite (imo, it doesn't even need the raised black-on-black lettering)

side by side shots of the same book, in 1950s Penguin Books trade dress. The title and author name are blacked out with large censor boxes. The second picture has the book angled so that we can see the light catch the black-on-black raised lettering identifying the book as Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Mar 14

Star of one of the greatest album covers of all time!

cover of The Clash's album London Calling, featuring Paul Simonon swinging his bass at the ground

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Mar 9

a scrawny chicken wearing giant wellington boots with the caption "he Boot Too Big For He Gotdamn Feet"

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Feb 10

There's always the hockey definition

Movie poster for GOON, a hockey comedy starring Seann William Scott

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Jan 9

In that vein, the crazy trivia I read about a movie (Jenny Lamour) I watched this week:

"When trying to find a copy of Légitime défense to re-read, Clouzot found that it was out of print. Clouzot wrote a letter to Steeman to obtain a copy and began to adapt the story from memory with writer Jean Ferry. By the time a copy of the book arrived, Clouzot and Ferry had already written the script which deviated greatly from Steeman's novel. The changes in the script include the identity of the real murderer, the settings of the action, and the introduction of the lesbian photographer character Dora Monier."

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Jan 4

Close up of a polaroid photo with "Don't believe his lies" handwritten on it, from the movie Memento

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Dec 31

Screencap of a Simpsons episode where a group of students at a poetry reading have the poet's name 'Basho' written on their torsos in red paint, like stereotypical sports fans. The 'O', a large, jock-like guy, is pointing both fingers towards the (off-screen) stage. Beneath is the dialogue from the shot, as the group yell "BASHOOOO!" in unison before the jock exclaims "Banana tree!", the literal meaning of Basho's name.

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Dec 29

Screencap of an Amazon listing for a book entitled 'ChatGPT For Dummies'. Below is a screencap of Ron Swanson, from the TV show Parks & Recreation, with the subtitled dialogue "Yes, that is accurate."

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Dec 23

This is our current foster cat - she's shy/wary of people because of mistreatment in her last home, but warming up to us and coming out of her shell with the aid of birdie TV on YouTube

A tabby cat standing beside a frayed scratching post. In the foreground are a plate of wet food, untouched, and a bowl of dry food

A tabby cat pulling a grimace-y face and sitting directly in front of a TV. On the TV is a bird and some flowers.

Hazard Hostile@hazardhostile· Dec 18

Photograph of large graffiti letters under a canal bridge reading SOAPY TIT WANK