Doctor Slay

@heaposheep

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Doctor Slay@heaposheep· 21d

I'm deeply touched and saddened by something at work but can't talk about it. Instead please enjoy this excellent Rorschach.

Photo portrait of a beautiful white and black long haired cat with liquid golden eyes. She squints at the camera with her little tonguey stickin' out.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· 23d

Until drivers stop killing cyclists I think this should come standard with any bicycle.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Jul 8

Patatas the kitten has doubled in size in the short time I've had her (impressive even for my fostering standards) and yet continues to look like a perpetually wet rat someone fished out of a dumpster.

Sweet Patatas kitten. Calico sprawled on a plush blanket looking up at the camera with a simple blank kitten expression. Her hair is thin and wild.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Jul 7

My foster kitten is still looking for a home.

Sweet Patatas loafed on a blanket looking at the camera with a curious expression. Her hair is long and wild going in every direction like a mini Einstein

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Jul 6

San Diego: hoping to find a perfect home for my foster kitten. I'm so in love with her but it wouldn't be fair to my senior cats to disrupt their lives with a sweet kitten menace. She has already learned the name "Patatas" from Taskmaster. DM me with interest or questions.

Sweet baby long haired calico kitten. She is laying looking up at the camera mid scream.

Same kitten on her back showing her very nakey pink tummy

Same kitten hiding on my keyboard tray. She is a true gamer!

The sweetest little Patatas contemplates you with love in her eyes and heart. She stands a full five inches tall.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Jun 13

"I will, apparently, fucking kill you if you approach my owner to sexually harass her."

Portrait photo of a large white dog with floppy ears panting at the camera. He is cute but secretly deadly.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· May 27

Gaze upon it

Fluffy white and silver tabby long haired kitten with a cute pink nose. It stands with its tail fluffed up

Same kitten doing a little hiss, she big scary

Same kitten giving in to the mortifying ordeal of being loved

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· May 23

Old man themed bday party for my friend and I brought down the house with Country Roads as Steven. Probably fifteen different people came up to us to chat. I think women were flirting with me. Towards the end of the evening I was like, I think this is drag.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· May 15

By necessity I've built up a pretty good immunity to wanting cute kittens during kitten season but this litter is stupid cute. I want them 🥺

Precocial white and brown tabby kitten toddles towards the camera mid scream

Sweet calico kitten gazes up at the camera mystified

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Apr 22

Gossypiboma (walled off piece of gauze left behind in the abdomen accidentally after a surgery) I was mid retrieval when the intern's puppy she was spaying coded next to me. So had to step away from my open abdomen to run the code. (I did not leave the gauze fyi)

Gossypiboma in a metallic bowl next to a scalpel blade. A wadded up piece of gauze soaked in pus encased in fibrous/granulomatous tissue, cut open.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Apr 17

Just a reminder of what this kitty looked like when she first rolled up on the shelter.

An X-ray of a cat abdomen. The pelvis and both femurs are broken. The left body wall has ruptured with a very gravid uterus floating in the subcutaneous space.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Apr 17

She came for her post-adopt recheck and she's walking comfortably on all legs and thriving 😭 I'm so happy for my beautiful sweet girl. Sometimes good medicine is vibes-based man, I don't know what to tell you. She said she wanted to live and keep her leg and I was just along for the ride.

The beautiful perfect dilute calico cat returns. She gazes at the camera with dilated pupils, still drunky from being sedated earlier. She is laying on a soft bed covered by a towel for warmth.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Mar 22

At least it's a good place to store construction materials and garbage 😎

Same scene, different angle. A pile of rusty pipes and chicken wire comes into view.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Mar 6

Cat vs car healing well. She didn't want me to take her leg so we'll give it a shot to heal.

Dilute calico cat doing elevator butt with a charming, demure expression

Same cat laying on her side leaning forward to interact

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Feb 24

She wants round 2 with the car, she thinks it will go better the second time.

Inquisitive dilute calico cat with green eyes. She lays on some soft blankets.

Same cat getting some pets. She's blurry with her motion to lean in for pets.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Feb 23

CAT NEVER WINS!

X-ray of a cat with bilateral SI luxation and a broken femur. The femur might be old, though, so this might be cat versus car round two for this one. Oh and she's pregnant.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Feb 23

Cat never wins!

X-ray of a broken cat pelvis with SI luxation

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Feb 5

Rorschach really loves our home. It feels stupid that it was even a worry or consideration when we were looking to buy but I'm so relieved she instantly was comfortable and loves being here. She already has favorite spots and loves going out in her leash.

Silly long haired white bad black cat straddling a chair cushion with her bum sliding into the recesses behind. She does a big yawn at the camera. The chair is plush and dusty pink colored.

Same beautiful cat as the first photo rests on top of the cushion of the same chair looking content. A woman in a thick sweatshirt rests near her, leaning her head in for a photo, smiling

Same beautiful cat being silly again rolling around on the gray carpet doing. Another big yawn.

Same beautiful cat loafed at the top of the stairs backlit by the sun so she looks like a beautiful ethereal angel sent from heaven above

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Feb 5

This little stray Japanese Bantam rooster was so sweet and friendly I had to pose for a photo with him. I feel like roosters get a bad rap in general (some are assholes but most I've interacted with are totally fine) but this little guy was extra nice and curious about me.

Photo of a cute, petite rooster partly wrapped in a towel looking at the camera being normal with a deranged woman just behind him preparing to take a large bite out of him because he's so cute.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Feb 5

A pair of vintage stained glass lamps I found. They were really dirty and I had to meticulously clean each piece of glass and weld by hand using a q tip. I'm really happy with the result. We have a stained glass guy in town so I'm hoping to have him fix the broken pieces in the future.

Close up of dirty stained glass lampshade. Some of the glass pieces are textured/wavy. It is caked with thick dirt and grease. The colors are powder pink, lime and Kelly green, and sea glass blue. The art depicts pink flowers with a background of water or sky, unclear, and leaves or grass. The panels radiate out and curve around. The craftsmanship isn't the best, the welding between the pieces is uneven in thickness, but the vision is cool and it's very cute.

The pair of lamps lit sitting on a table by the window. It's sunny out

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Feb 5

Rorschach is sick again which makes me want to die so I'm going to share some things that make me happy, mostly house projects I've completed

Project walnut I finished and mounted on the wall...

... To mount my vintage Japanese ceramic with ponytail palm on. The ceramic features two birds and a blooming flower and is shaped to look like a tree so I thought it would pair well with the walnut project board. I left the live edges on the project board to match the look of the ceramic.

Dumpster dive giant mirror that used to be mounted to a dress. The wooden frame is stained a walnut finish.

Added mounting hardware and turned it into a hanging mirror above the fireplace. The mantle features some plants, more vintage ceramic pieces, a deer skull I found in the woods years ago.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Dec 7

It's nice to see a company celebrate the LGBTQIA community outside of pride month.

A parked produce delivery truck with a picture of Taiwanese jelly figs on it that says "Every fruit has a story...". I can't remember if I already made this joke with another one of their trucks.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Nov 23

One of like three nights a year where I bother to clean myself up and look presentable 👍

Selfie of a now solidly middle aged blond white lady wearing a gray over-sized sweater with the collar of her flannel shirt sticking out from the collar. Her hair is medium length and worn down. Her expression is neutral because her smiling on command gives real Pennywise vibes.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Nov 6

That bad leg was slowing her down anyway. Three is better than four.

A dilute tortie kitten mews at the camera with sweet, soft eyes. Her left front leg has been amputated. She has a pink bandage around her right front leg.

Same kitten in the first photo leaning into head pets with a relaxed expression. She wears a sock with cut outs to protect her surgery site.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Nov 4

Auto-sorting kittens, you don't see this feature often in cats these days.

Six kittens relaxing in a cat condo at the shelter. On the left are three gray tabbies in a pile. On the right are three solid gray kittens in a pile. They peer inquisitively at the camera.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Oct 25

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Oct 22

You will never convince me that this type of chain post isn't purposefully built to train AI. Especially the art ones. "If you see this, quote with your art of red-headed witches 🤗". No, fuck you.

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Sep 28

Meme, line drawing man poking something on ground with stick and a disappointed look saying, "C'mon, do something..."

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Aug 30

Still from a Spanish language tortilla commercial with little girl saying "¿porque no los dos?"

Doctor Slay@heaposheep· Aug 26

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.