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@heathenswan

Don’t believe everything you think.

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Heathen@heathenswan· 17d

Pretty sure it’s AI. All the small writing is just gibberish.

Heathen@heathenswan· Jul 12

The photo is suss.

Heathen@heathenswan· Jun 17

Screenshot of a tweet by @davekarpf reading “The bedbugs are a metaphor. The bedbugs are Bret Stephens,” quote-tweeting a post by Stuart A. Thompson (@stuartathompson) that reads “Breaking — There are bedbugs in the NYT newsroom.” The tweet has 29.1K likes and was posted at 5:07 PM on August 26, 2019.

Heathen@heathenswan· Apr 29

She disabled reposts so here’s the hack’s post for when she deletes.

Heathen@heathenswan· Apr 9

lol @publixofficial.bsky.social Keep the $3. You obviously need it more than me. Greedy MFers

Screen shot of ad from Publix ad showing $3 off $80 from club Publix. *restrictions apply.

Heathen@heathenswan· Mar 22

If the most recent press conference was live and in person, then why does The Times of Israel state the press conference will be virtual? Where is Bibi? Is Netanyahu still alive? www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

Clip of article: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will give a televised statement tonight at 8:30, followed by a virtual press conference with foreign reporters, his office says.
This will be the second virtual press conference Netanyahu has given since the war began 20 days
ago.

Heathen@heathenswan· Mar 16

Trump is sitting at his desk slurring and slurping his own saliva and rambling and saying the craziest shit. He’s rambling about a soldier walking down the road with no legs, no arms, and his face blown off.

Orange shit stain looking near death hunched over the resolute desk.

Heathen@heathenswan· Mar 14

Below is our entire conversation and the post in question. Maybe you’re conflating conversations. Maybe someone has me blocked and I’m missing the rest of the conversation? Because from my view, you’re IMPLYING it’s antisemitic to ask the commander in chief about murdered Iranian girls.

Heathen@heathenswan· Feb 6

Ok but Calvin Ball is maybe the coolest name EVER.

A Calvin and Hobbes comic strip panel showing Calvin and his tiger companion Hobbes playing a chaotic game outdoors. Calvin, wearing a red shirt, striped pants, and a black mask, swings a badminton racket at a purple toaster while running. Hobbes, also wearing a black mask, leaps through the air with a croquet mallet and a small flag, shouting "NO CHEATING!" A volleyball sits on the grass nearby along with scattered cones and wickets. Calvin says, "SOONER OR LATER, ALL OUR GAMES TURN INTO CALVINBALL."

Heathen@heathenswan· Jan 17

Don’t make fun of me but I just learned a fantastic word: Kayfabe

Screenshot of the Merriam-Webster dictionary app showing the entry for “kayfabe.” The definition describes it as a tacit agreement to treat staged professional wrestling events and storylines as genuine. The word is displayed with pronunciation and labeled as a noun.

Heathen@heathenswan· Jan 14

Heathen@heathenswan· Jan 6

You were the first to bring up impeachment. Maybe you’re having multiple convos and getting mixed up?

Heathen@heathenswan· Dec 28

Heathen@heathenswan· Dec 26

Photo of Wheel of Fortune puzzle board. The partially revealed phrase shows white letter squares reading “I space HOP _” on the top row and “H _ space D I _ S” on the bottom row, with many letters still hidden. Vanna White in a black dress stands to the right of the board, gesturing toward it.

Heathen@heathenswan· Nov 11

Heathen@heathenswan· Nov 6

Can’t pick the right proverb. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes? FAFO? Lie with dogs, get up with fleas? You reap what you sow? Play with fire, get burned? You made your bed, now lie in it? Nah. He’s a scorpion—you knew what he was.

Graphic styled as a news post. Headline reads: ‘ACECO Engineering & Construction, the firm in charge of the White House East Wing demolition, has called out President Donald Trump over unpaid balances for their services in demolishing the historic building.’ Subhead text below says: ‘Published 3 hours ago on November 4, 2025, by Melinda Holbert.’ Beneath the text are two photos: both show ACECO heavy machinery and workers demolishing parts of the White House East Wing, with chunks of the façade torn open. The U.S. Capitol dome is visible in the distance behind the construction site.”

Heathen@heathenswan· Oct 29

He’s jealous of nice beards.

Heathen@heathenswan· Oct 28

Pete Hegseth refuses to meet with any military member with a beard. It’s jealousy yall. Check out this weird pedo patchy beard.

Heathen@heathenswan· Oct 28

We don’t care.

Heathen@heathenswan· Sep 24

Damn that’s crazy. Where are the Epstein files?

Heathen@heathenswan· Aug 22

Heathen@heathenswan· Aug 12

He will be 74 when he’s sworn in and 80 at the end of his term. And he’s in Israel’s pocket.

Track aipac graphic showing sherrod brown, democrat from Ohio has taken $858,718 from the pro Israel lobby as of 4/26/24.

Heathen@heathenswan· Aug 5

Heathen@heathenswan· Aug 1

GOP will take this nugget and run with it. 🙄

"But it's also wrong to suppose that if Democrats come back to power, our project should be to just tape the pieces together just the way that they were," he said. "We should be unsentimental about the things that don't work. We should be fearless in defending the things that do work. And yes, we should be naming the forces, entities, people, often corporations, who stand between a lot of Americans in a better, freer life."

Heathen@heathenswan· Jun 30

Why are there even laws????

Heathen@heathenswan· Jun 22

Be honest, @schiff.senate.gov You’re not outraged it happened. You’re outraged it happened w/out you. You would’ve signed off before the ink on AIPAC’s check was dry. Fast-tracked. Flag-wrapped. Sold as defense. Another illegal war for your foreign donors.

Heathen@heathenswan· Jun 12

Better. Do better the first time around.

Heathen@heathenswan· Jun 4

TikTok has started suppressing videos and preventing and limiting sharing of content that is anti trump. Don’t take my word for it. Try it yourself. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjVSburL/

Heathen@heathenswan· Jun 2

I know your article doesn’t call the genocide in Palestine a war between Israel and Hamas.

Heathen@heathenswan· Mar 28

I love being forced to use shit ass CVS by shit ass united healthcare and Caremark. If I want it delivered I have to pay $5 even though I have cvs Caremark and am forced to use this pharmacy. 🖕