Jesus christ

Post your last two brain cells

Oh, the comments...

You know, 50s me is starting to realize that Elizabeth Shue is a lot less involved in my daily life than 14 year old me was expecting.

You can also stack a couple in one of these.

They're already working on it.

My cybersecurity people apparently shit cantaloupes when I forked Notepad++ and stripped all the stuff they didn't like out of it so we could use it in-house. So instead I wrote a complete Notepad++ replacement in C#, signed it and distributed that. Take that, fuckers.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you USS Pearl Harbor (LSD-52)

Trash panda.

Tastes like cleaning products. Like Mr. Clean. 2/10.

Wow. Remember when?

How the day began.

Before, meet after. Still waiting for the replacement skylights.

Now that the big UFC excitement has passed, the Celebrate America 250 party settles into a more recognizable traveling carnival atmosphere.

iykyk

That's... impressive.

Feral Rescue Kitty is judging you from above.

Lolz

Why do I feel like these assholes are making a comeback?

WTF

If some more cunts had turned out to vote, we could all be this cat.

Lap dog. #dogsofbluesky

I need a high-capacity flush system.

Caprica. And I'm still pissed about it.

Otter therapy. It's a thing.

I. Adore. This. Dog.