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@heinslmn

No one of consequence... get used to disappointment. I have a fear of unintentionally misusing homophones when writing, not so much when speaking. (he/him) #BLM

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Whatever@heinslmn· 10d

Attempting to make some fancy pants meringue cookies with chocolate and orange zest and some more fancy pants meringue thingies that will be garnished with some curd and fresh fruit…

Sixteen fairly circular meringue cookies with chocolate and orange zest swirled into the top

Five big-assed plain meringue circles and three more meringue cookies that are swirled with chocolate and orange zest.

Whatever@heinslmn· 15d

LMFAO

A photo of a baby on a kiddie leash crawling on the ground sent in a chat with the text, “Hey I keep taking him out but he won’t poop.

Beneath the screenshot is the caption “Childcare is my passion”

Whatever@heinslmn· Jul 12

Second attempt at making brioche with praline. The first attempt did not go well as there were significant issues with the batter consistency. The baking time and temp need some refinement as well. But I’m hoping the taste is there…

A dark golden brown loaf of brioche bread and pink praline sitting on a wooden cutting board.

Whatever@heinslmn· Jul 6

“Best part is they all work as band names” LOL!

r/adhdmeme
u/Varitan_Aivenor

Best part is they all work as band names

20 ADD EXPERIENCES THAT FINALLY HAVE NAMES:
1. body doubling - you can't start alone, but with someone nearby, it happens
2. time blindness — there's no "later." only now, or not yet
3. rejection sensitivity - one short reply and the whole day is over
4. hyperfocus - four hours gone on something that wasn't even the point
5. task paralysis - three things on the list. still can't move
6. revenge bedtime procrastination - staying up late just to own a few quiet hours
7. doom piles - the chair knows. the corner knows.
8. object permanence issues — if it's not visible, it doesn't exist right now
9. the wall of awful - a simple email feels like climbing something
10. sensory overload - one sound. that's all it takes
11. emotional flooding - fine, then not fine, within the same breath
12. analysis paralysis — asked what you want for lunch. system crash
13. waiting mode - one 4pm thing and the whole day belongs to it
14. interest-based nervous system - "just do it" doesn't work when the brain won't ignite
15. shutdown - words stop coming when everything gets too loud
16. masking - performing okay, every day, until there's nothing left underneath
17. justice sensitivity — you cannot let it go. it's not a choice
18. stimming - the small movements that bring you back to yourself
19. info-dumping - it's not a monologue. it's what love sounds like for you
20. the ADHD tax - the late fees. the duplicates. the subscription you forgot again
you weren't failing.
you just didn't have the language yet.

Whatever@heinslmn· Jun 14

Absolute art:

A photo of RFK Jr with a portion of conversation balloon at the bottom of the photo making it seem like he’s saying the skeet below it which says, “not saying anyone should do this but Pop Rocks up your anus chased with a Coca-Cola enema”

Totally something RFK Jr would advocate…

Whatever@heinslmn· May 27

Today in SMH/WTF…

A bumper sticker on the rear driver side of gun nut in a SUV with a handicapped plate. The sticker is the handicapped symbol with the figure in the wheelchair holding a rifle.

Whatever@heinslmn· May 2

Since multiple media types aren’t supported in an upload, here’s video of the spider hanging out…

Whatever@heinslmn· May 2

Made a new friend on the back porch. If you look closely you can see his eyes 👀 👀 👀 👀!

A black spider with white rings around its leg joints hanging out on the upper rail of a wooden chair. In the photo 3 of its eyes are easily visible.

Whatever@heinslmn· May 2

The pound* cake I made is almost a pound… *I used 120g ea of butter, sugar, eggs, and flour and a tsp of vanilla.

A beautifully golden pound cake on a paper towel on a small digital scale. The scale reads 428g. So I’m about an ounce shy of a pound. Interesting because I used 120g ea of butter, eggs, sugar, and flour.

Whatever@heinslmn· Apr 22

@eve6.bsky.social at The Echo Lounge in Dallas

Eve 6 on stage. Jon on the left, Ben in the center on drums, and Max on the right rocking out!

Whatever@heinslmn· Apr 2

One of my absolute favorites

leon @leyawn

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—

DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates

12:40 PM • 4/8/15

Whatever@heinslmn· Feb 20

Definitely relatable

A photo of the front of a house with the caption, “Gotta love my neighbor’s positivity”.
The house has gray aluminum siding, from the left there are 2 windows and a storm door. The first window has lettering that reads, “This house is a fucking prison”. The second window reads, “On planet bullshit”. And the storm door reads, “In the galaxy of This sucks camel dicks”.

Whatever@heinslmn· Feb 6

Astoundingly accurate…

The fact that if democrats came out right now and with their whole chest denounced Israel and genocide and the pedophilic ruling class they would win every election for a decade in a series of intensifying landslides but won't ever do that should tell you everything you need to know about your
"opposition" party.

Whatever@heinslmn· Feb 2

@schumer.senate.gov is an Israeli asset; change my mind…

Change my mind meme with the text “Chuck Schumer is an Israeli asset”

Whatever@heinslmn· Jan 31

The mac and cheese:

An 8” square pan of macaroni and cheese that was baked in the oven. The top is nicely browned and the edges are brown and crispy. There is a portion missing from the lower left corner that was eaten for breakfast.

Whatever@heinslmn· Jan 28

My first (successful) 3D printer project from the library’s Maker Lab: a lid/container holder

A black lid/container holder consisting of a circular base and 4 supports equally spaced around the base. Within the holder are some clear lids and multiple containers that are individually clear, white, and black.

Whatever@heinslmn· Jan 25

Ice Agents clashing with domestic terrorists, colorized, 2026

A colorized drawing of the Boston Massacre

Whatever@heinslmn· Jan 24

Today’s adventures in pre-storm cooking pt 2: 3. Pigs in a blanket (with the baguette used for the F.O. soup in the background) 4. An apple galette

A baking sheet of pigs in a blanket. Had some issues with the dough staying sealed but they were still tasty.

An Apple galette made with Granny Smith apples. The edge is nicely browned and you can see a few raisins poking through from underneath the apples.

Whatever@heinslmn· Jan 24

Today’s adventures in pre-storm cooking pt 1: 1. French onion soup (I burned the onions and had to start over which was a huge pain in the ass. Round two took forever but turned out to be excellent. 2. Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies

Two bowls of French onion soup with baguette croutons and melted Gruyère cheese on top.

35 chocolate chip cookies in rows of 4 or 5 cooling on paper towels

Whatever@heinslmn· Jan 22

As always, Oklahoma keeping it classy…

The rear of a silver-gray Jeep with an Oklahoma license plate. On the lower left corner of the rear windshield is a black bumper sticker that reads “MILF MOBILE” in pink letters. Of course, there is also an OU emblem/sticker on the Jeep.

Whatever@heinslmn· Jan 19

If you still have a Twitrer account and you’re not blowing it up like @jaboukie did, what’s the point?

Whatever@heinslmn· Jan 17

ICE stands for Incel Cuck Energy

A photo of a telephone pole on a city street with a sign that says “Incel Cuck Energy” in all caps. Each word is on a separate line and the first letter of each word is black while the rest of each word is red.

Whatever@heinslmn· Jan 14

This story gets better and better… I’m starting to think it’s the greatest story ever told… there’s a lot going on here…

A painting from @travis_chapman_artist of a hippo in a pond letting out a huge fart which a raccoon standing on its back has set on fire with a match. On the shore of the pond are 3 cows standing upright as 2 capybaras aim the cows’ teats, each shooting out a stream of milk to combat the hippo’s ass fire. At the interface of the fire and milk, at the shoreline, stands another capybara with a wooden pizza peel on which 4 ramekins of creme brulee are being baked.

The caption reads:
The first rule of the jungle is nothing goes to waste. So they harvested the crème brûlée from the battlefield and enjoyed a sweet treat with a worthy opponent.

A second painting of travis_chapman_artist showing a raccoon and capybara sitting at a red table adjacent to the pond with 4 settings of creme brulee and 2 glasses of Champaign. Each animal has a spoonful of creme brulee in their hand. A hippo stands in the pond in the background.

The hippo standing upright in the pond is cuddling/holding a ramekin of creme brulee in his left arm against his body while holding a spoonful of it in held in his right arm.

Whatever@heinslmn· Jan 1

I know it’s last minute but FYI

The cover for Slipknot’s People = Shit with the caption

If you start "People = Shit" by Slipknot at
11:59:30pm on December 31st, the lyrics
"HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!" will play at Midnight. Start your New Year off right!

Whatever@heinslmn· Dec 14

#Inspirational

@salvofromtheblock on IG
•••
Before you give up on life, just take a look at the hairs around your anus.
Despite their environment, they still grow.

An inspirational quote above a scene from a cafe. In the background you can see the back of a man sitting with a friend at a table to the right and the side view of the waitress taking their order. In the foreground is a table for at least 3 people as evidenced by the number of water and beverage glasses shown. There is a cup of fancy coffee with one of those flowery designs made in the foam on top.

Whatever@heinslmn· Dec 12

What in the Aldi look-alike bullshit is this abomination. It looks like piss and tasted like I imagine piss would taste… would definitely not recommend.

A 20oz bottle of Kirkland dragon fruit vitarain zero “enhanced” water beverage. The contents are mildly dehydrated piss colored. And it was some nasty tasting shit. Would definitely not recommend.

Whatever@heinslmn· Dec 2

Though it seems like a cauldron boiling might be more of a Halloween thing…it’s that time of year again… and I’m making a caramel…

A pot of caramel boiling on a stove. On the left you can see the thermometer probe. It’s well on its way to a medium golden brown and absolutely fucking delicious…

Whatever@heinslmn· Nov 30

LOL! Target should know better than to ask me for feedback…

From Target’s satisfaction survey:

What is the most important reason for the score you selected?

You jackasses did away with DEl and, whenever possible, I will continue to spend my money elsewhere. The only reason I made this purchase from Target is that I hate Amazon even more.

From Target’s customer satisfaction survey:

If you prefer not to leave video feedback, please answer the following question below:

Is there anything else that you would like to share about this shopping experience?

There's no fucking reason Target needs videos of anyone giving feedback. Fix your DEl policies and don't be a such a bunch of pussies when it comes to telling bigots to fuck off.

Whatever@heinslmn· Nov 19

Got this little gem from my rental office… they do love their late fees though

A portion of an email I received from my leasing office,

“I would like to remind everyone about our annual Thanksgiving food drive. We are going to extend the cutoff date to this Friday, November 21st at 10a.m. for donations to be dropped off. If you have not yet gotten a chance to donate and are wishing to do so, you still have time.
If you are wishing to come donate, we are giving a free late fee wave coupon to the next 10 donors to come in person (you must be on the lease) before the drive is over.”

These fuckers love to hit you with a late fee so I’m not sure how I feel about that as a prize.

Whatever@heinslmn· Nov 11

Very apt for Boston: