“This just in - Senator Mitch McConnell is almost completely partially in a state close to being semi-alive, but doctors say it’s too early to tell.”
Some idiot writing for the @telegraph.co.uk gripes that the Great American Hate Fair 🇺🇸 lacks “all the things Mr Trump is known for: pizazz, glitz and showmanship.” Look, dummy, it’s now the 21st Century and Donald Trump is known for fascism, felony convictions, and Jeffrey Epstein. Keep up, son.
When former Yankee star Bob Cerv passed, my first thought was “gravy boat”, for similar reasons.
@daaffi515.bsky.social Put It in the Books: another day of service time for Zack Short. 💰
Al Kooper played the organ BECAUSE Mike Bloomfield was on guitar. Al came to the session with his guitar case, then saw Bloomfield there and thought “Welp…”
Sopranos Fringe Character #30 Name: Joey “Jocko” Brazzi Season 4 Role: Driver/ Bodyguard for Johnny Sack. Annoys his boss by playing tapes of “that dumb maiale” Rush Limbaugh in the car. Fate: Whacked by Petey LaRosa, body dumped in Gowanus Canal
I suspected things had gotten off to a rough start but I had NO IDEA-
I’m sorry, but we were looking for journalists. Still, we have some nice parting gifts for you…
I Don’t Want Nobody to Give Me Nothing (Open Up the Door, I’ll Get It Myself) (Part 1)
Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone.
Former Intelligence Chief Tulsi Gabbard ignores reporters as she departs Washington