America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
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1993 Pinewood Derby champion
Miles Davis did not need to put a cuss in the title of this album. Edgelord behavior. Not funny and not cool
Would you eat a styrofoam thing full of sausages and beans on fries for three hundred trillion dollars?
Happy belated 7th birthday to the funniest headline/picture combination of all time
I’m a recent transplant to PA, this is what they call chicken and waffles here 😭
How I sleep at night literally, unironically not knowing what “‘Doki Doki Literature Club!’ pregnancy fetishist” means
I H@TE When I go to restaurants and they ask…. “Would you like a table?” No MF, I would like the floor! 🤣🤣🤣🤦♀️
I just realized his name is Graham Platner, not Graham Planter
Francesca Fiorentini I SHIT on youuuu!!!! I curse you with the stink of my shit forever!! You will never wash it away! Everywhere you go you will carry the mark of my curse! Which is that you will smell like a hot, ripened public bathroom for ETERNITY!!!! I SHIIIIIIIIT ON UUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu
Encountered this exchange on Facebook in the comments of a news story about a recent trend of restaurant closures in St. Augustine and I am going to be parsing it in the back of my head for the rest of the day
In August of 1987, Michael Jackson released an album called “Bad”, which in addition to selling 35 million copies, produced five singles that topped the Billboard Hot 100 chart. Can you imagine what heights Michael could have reached if he had subsequently released an album called “Good”?
One toasted everything bagel with peanut butter, please
Just learned about Pro Beach Hockey, a six team league that existed from 1998 through 2000, one of which were called the Web Warriors. Crazy how going on the computer was cool and new enough to name a team in an upstart sports league after, at one point
Came up with this while pooping youtu.be/IQEiDYJjcXg?...
The flag of the city of Tampa, FL would like a word
I like the big clocks. Where do they find these things!