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Helter Skelter

@helterskelter1995

Annoying music obsessed weirdo, Writer of The Starry Ladders, Gonzo Leftist All art posted is by @pinupcitizen.bsky.social

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Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· 27d

A Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff refrence in 2026?! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomic #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (BAND GREEN ROOM) – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND PETER
Peter then goes on to ask about The Starry Ladders, which Barnebus goes wide eyes, realizing Simon is still missing, chokes on his beer a bit.
PETER What about your band, then? Are you a trio like us?
Panel 2
CLOSE UP OF BARNEBUS
Barnebus explains why Simon is mission quickly.
BARNEBUS O-oh no! W-we’re a quartet! Out bassist, Simon, is going to be a bit late is all!
PETER (OP) Uh-huh...
Panel 3
SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND AL
Barnebus then quickly introduces the other two members of the band, Al gives a polite wave as he relaxes on a couch by a TV set.
BARNEBUS Still, let me introduce ya to the members that are here now! Starting with Al Reynolds! Dude’s a great drummer, really keeps us on beat!
AL Heya.
Panel 4
SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND LIZ
Barnebus then goes on to introduce Liz, who is still staring at Suzie.
BARNEBUS And this is the weirdo keyboardist I was telling you about earlier, Elizabeth Barre-
Panel 5
DITTO
And just like that, Liz excitedly recognizes her old school friend, causing Barnebus to jump.
LIZ SUZIE DOLBERT!!!
BARNEBUS JESUS DICK!!!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jul 8

Hype!!! #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L...

Panel 1
INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (BAND GREEN ROOM) – EARLY EVENING – WIDE SHOT OF STARRY LADDERS TRIO, SCOOTER JACK, AND SHE DEVIL, HE WROTE
Meanwhile, around the same time as the earlier scene, Barnebus and Peter arrive at the green room area of the bar, which looks better than The Drunken Lobster’s green room, due to the fact the paint isn’t peeling as badly. Various punk band posters fill the walls as well. There is a dressing room mirror as well, which is occupied by the leader of She Devil, Shelly, as Scooter Jack’s drummer Sydney is seen handing her hair. Joanna is seen reading a horror themed zine, Linda and Scooter Jack bassist Ronnette are seen playing a game of Blackjack as Suzie and Liz stare at each other inquisitively. Barnebus is still carrying his drink from earlier.
PETER Right, so here’s the green room. The owners have one rule, No smoking.
BARNEBUS Lame.
PETER You and me both, mate...
Panel 2
SHOT OF PETER, RONNETTE, LINDA, SYDNEY, AND SHELLY
Peter then goes on to introduce the members of his band.
PETER Now then, the two dedicated followers of fashion you see before you are me bandmates.
Panel 3
CLOSE UP OF RONNETTE
Peter starts out with Ronnette who offers a sort of passive wave, still focused on her game of blackjack.
PETER Start off with this lovely bird over here, we have the bassist: Ronnette Wilson. I personally rate her in the same category as Jack Bruce and John Entwistle personally.
Panel 4
CLOSE UP OF SYDNEY
Peter then moves on to Sydney, who gives a toothy grin as he waves to the two.
PETER And the amateur make-up artist over here is our drummer, Sydney Simpson. Don’t let the whole gentle giant act fool you, get him behind a drum kit, and he’s a beast.
SYDNEY 'Ello!
Panel 5
SHOT OF PETER AND BARNEBUS
Barnebus nods as he takes a sip as Peter informs Barnebus of his role.
PETER And then you have me, Peter Ace, the lead guitarist, songwriter, and vocalist of Scooter Jack!
BARNEBUS Mmm!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jul 6

Aww!! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
INT. SIMON’S HOUSE – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF SIMON AND SANDRA
Simon is relieved and happy his mom would help him out here.
SIMON Y-you’d do that for me?
SANDRA Of course! Why wouldn’t I? You’re my son! I wouldn’t want you to miss your first gig with your new band anyways.
Panel 2
DITTO
Simon gives his mother a hug, thanking her.
SIMON T-thank you, Ma!!
SANDRA Hey now, it’s nothing!
Panel 3
DITTO
Sandra then asks Simon of one favor.
SANDRA Just do me one thing...
SIMON Anything!
SANDRA Try not to let Barnebus push you around so much!
SIMON Y-yes Of course.

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jul 3

Yay! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
INT. SIMON’S HOUSE – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF SIMON AND SANDRA
Sandra is blunt about Barnebus leaving behind Simon, as Simon sighs and nods along.
SANDRA God damn him, I knew that shithead would pull this shit, I just knew it!
SIMON *Sniff* Yeah, I know…
Panel 2
CLOSE UP OF SIMON
Simon then broods over the fact that he has no possible way of getting to the concert.
SIMON Now how the hell am I going to get there?! God, I’m just going to let the band down now…
Panel 3
SHOT OF SANDRA AND SIMON
Sandra then gives Simon some hope.
SANDRA No you won't!
SIMON Wah?
Panel 4
CLOSE UP OF SANDRA
Sandra then asks about The Dead Duck Inn.
SANDRA This club you’re preforming at, the Dead Duck Inn, it’s in Collegeville, right?
SIMON (OP) Yeah?
SANDRA Then that used to be called The Groovy Duck Inn, my old stomping ground! And if I’m right, I can for sure get you there!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jul 1

Poor bastard... www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
INT. SIMON’S HOUSE – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF SIMON
A frustrated Simon enters the house, huffing to himself about Barnebus.
SIMON Friggen Barnebus... Why do you have to be such an impatient tool?!
Panel 2
DITTO
Simon sighs as he crashes onto the couch, defeated.
Panel 3
SHOT OF SANDRA AND SIMON
Appearing from the hallway is Sandra, who looks at Simon sympathetically.
Panel 4
DITTO
Sandra then comes in to sit with Simon the couch and strikes up a conversation with Simon.
SANDRA Hey... With friends like him, right?
SIMON *Sniffle* Y-yeah

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 29

What did you expect, Simon? www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
EXT. SIMON’S NEIGHBORHOOD – EARLY EVENING - SHOT OF BUS
The bus pulls into the stop near Simon’s neighbourhood, his house being a good couple of blocks away, though it is in walking distance, thankfully.
CAPTION 7:50 P.M.
Panel 2
SHOT OF SIMON
A scared Simon jumps off the bus, looking quite traumatized. Panel 3
DITTO
Simon books it down the blocks, running as though his life depended on it.
Panel 4
EXT. SIMON’S HOUSE – DITTO
Simon then makes it to his house, realizing that Barnebus’ van is not in the drive way, freezes in place, panting a bit. Panel 5
DITTO
Simon stomps on the ground in frustration.

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 26

Classy Joanna… www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (BAR AREA) - AFTERNOON – WIDE SHOT OF
PETER, BARNEBUS, JOEL AND SHE DEVIL
Barnebus and Peter watch Joel rush out to meet She Devil, as
the two talk to each other.
BARNEBUS Hey, didn’t you say they were supposed to be
gothic? They just look like a regular run of the mill punk band
to me.
PETER I forgot to mention, they apply a lot of make-up for their act.
BARNEBUS What, like KISS?
PETER Kinda
Panel 2
SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND PETER
Barnebus takes another sip of beer as Peter talks about the band a bit more.
PETER Anyways, they’re pretty alright people. Drummer’s a bit too hyper for my tastes though. Even Keith Moon would think she’s too much.
BARNEBUS Tch, wait until you meet our keyboardist.
Panel 3
SHOT OF JOANNA
Peter goes on to talk about Joanna. Joanna glares over at
Peter, demonstrating her personality.
PETER (OP) The one you gotta watch out for is the guitarist, Joanna. She’s really bitchy. Hell, I’ve gotten into a lot of arguments with her.
BARNEBUS (OP) OOOO REALLY SCARRRRRY!!!
I can totally handle her!
PETER (OP) PFFT… I’d love to see that!
Panel 4
SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND PETER
Peter stands up, grabbing his drink as he is about to make his way to the green room backstage.
PETER Shit, forgot about the time, I oughta be getting to me band now.
Panel 5
DITTO
He then directs Barnebus backstage with him, Barnebus getting up and grabbing his drink as well.
PETER Come on then, I’ll introduce ya to my band mates.
mates.
BARNEBUS Sounds like fun.

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 24

Here comes trouble! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Splash Panel
INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (BAR AREA) – AFTERNOON - WIDE SHOT OF
LINDA, SHELLY, JOANNA, AND SUZIE
Standing in the doorway are four women, dressed head to toe in
punk related paraphernalia, the members of the riot grrl band
Peter was describing earlier, each of them holding their
respective instrument cases, except for Suzie, whose drums are
probably out in whatever busted up van they came here in.
Joanna leans against the wall, adjusting her sunglasses in an
annoyed fashion, as Suzie jumps up and down with excitement,
Shelly patting her shoulder to try and calm herself a bit.
Linda of course stands there, looking quite cool.
PETER (OP) She Devil, He Wrote...

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 22

I think ur delusional and deserved to be put down like a dog

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 22

Speak of the devil indeed! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (BAR AREA) – SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND PETER
Barnebus then asks about the other band that’ll be preforming tonight. Peter’s tone changes a bit, as if he’s exhausted.
BARNEBUS So, who’s the other band?
PETER Blimey, the other band…
Panel 2
CLOSE UP OF PETER
Peter describes the other band.
PETER So they’re this all girl gothic noise rock outfit. My bassist is super into 'em, but I personally couldn’t give a toss about 'em.
Panel 3
SHOT OF PETER AND BARNEBUS
A voice comes from the doorway, both Peter and Barnebus clinche their teeth, jumping at the screaming.
SUZIE (OP) YOOHOO! WE’RE HERE JOEL AND PHIL!!!
Panel 4
DITTO
The two look behind them to see where the yelling came from, as Peter frowns, knowing who it is.
PETER Speak of the devils themselves…

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 19

God, they really are twins... www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (BAR AREA) – SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND PETER
As Barnebus takes a sip of his drink, Peter asks him if he’s apart of the band that’ll be performing tonight.
PETER So, I noticed you were in that group Talking to Joel and Phil earlier. Guess you lot ar the ones filling in for Summer Break tonight?
BARNEBUS Damn Straight!
Panel 2
CLOSE UP OF BARNEBUS
With a toothy grin, Barnebus tells Peter about his band.
BARNEBUS We’re the newest sensation to come out of Pottstown! The Starry Ladders!
Panel 3
WIDE SHOT OF PETER AND BARNEBUS
Barnebus then starts to hype his band up to Peter, as Peter chuckles and nods along.
BARNEBUS Hell, you guys are in for a treat, this will be our landmark debut gig!
PETER Heh, I admire your enthusiasm.
Panel 4
CLOSE UP OF PETER
Peter then talks about the other two bands preforming tonight, which includes his.
PETER Just so you know, you’ll be sharing the bill with two of Montgomery County’s finest. Well, one of their finest anyways, my own power trio: Scooter Jack!
BARNEBUS (OP) No shit... What kinda music do you guys do?
Panel 5
SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND PETER
Peter goes on to talk about his band as Barnebus listens with interest.
PETER Oh man, where do I start?! Our music is a tribute the Mod tradition of maximum R&B! The Jam, The Who, The Kinks, you name it!
BARNEBUS Damn... you guys must really rock then!
PETER We try!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 17

Fuck Thatcher BTW #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L...

Panel 1
INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (BAR AREA) – SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND PETER
Barnebus and Peter then start to chat up a bit.
BARNEBUS So, you’re a limey huh? What made you decide to come to America?
PETER Well, if you must know, yank, it’s mostly because of that that rat bag... Thatcher.
BARNEBUS Oh yeah, what about her?
Panel 2
CLOSE UP OF PETER
Peter continues on with his story.
PETER Look, the less I say of that corrupt bint the better! Anyways, I’d thought living here would do me mind better, ya know? Maybe give the whole American Dream thing a shot. Couldn’t be worse than living in a Torrie ran shitehole.
BARNEBUS (OP) Oh yeah, lotta great opportunities here for sure!
Panel 3
SHOT OF BARTENDER BARNEBUS AND PETER
The two then formally introduce one another as the Bartender brings Barnebus his drink.
BARNEBUS Oh, where are my manners, name’s Barnebus Swain.
PETER Peter Ace, nice to meet ya.
BARNEBUS Pleasures all mine!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 15

Barnebus meets his match, also Moe cameo. #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L...

Panel 1
INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (BAR AREA) – SHOT OF PHIL, JOEL, BARNEBUS, LIZ, AL, AND PETER
Phil then goes on to direct the group to the back patio area of the inn, as Barnebus wishes to have at least a drink.
JOEL Now, if you’ll follow me this way, I’ll show you guys the back patio where we have this wonderful view of the Perkiomen creek.
BARNEBUS Eh... You guys go on without me, I’m in need of some “local booze”.
JOEL Suit yourself! Right this way folks!
Panel 2
SHOT OF AL AND BARNEBUS
Al then reminds Barnebus not to overdrink.
AL Remember Barnes, no overdrinking.
BARNEBUS Oh Relax Al! I’ll have two or three tops!
Panel 3
SHOT OF BARNEBUS, PETER, AND BARTENDER
Barnebus shuffles his way over to the bar. The Bartender, looking to be in his mid 30’s decked in his battle jacket filled with punk band patches, eyes him coming over, as does Peter.
Panel 4
DITTO
The bartender asks him what he’ll have to drink, as Barnebus asks for whatever Peter is having in his typical fashion, which gets Peter’s attention.
BARTENDER So pal, what will it be?
BARNEBUS I’ll have what the peacock is having.
BARTENDER Number 48 Stout. Got it!
Panel 5
SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND PETER
A slightly annoyed Peter let’s Barnebus know that he is wearing the Union Jack.
PETER Peacock?! Mate, this is the bleedin’ Union Jack! This is a symbol of my origins!
BARNEBUS Alright, alright! No need to get excited, it’s only a joke!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 14

Junior watching Larry David on TV: Why am I on there?

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 12

Barnebus is such a wank www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (BAR AREA) – SHOT OF PHIL, JOEL, BARNEBUS, LIZ, AL, AND PETER
Joel and Phil first show off the bar area, which of course has more punk related memorabilia, posters, ect. There is already a person sitting at the bar, wearing a Union Jack themed outfit (This being Peter). Barnebus of course is less than impressed.
JOEL Now, this here is the bar, we’ve got a pretty wide selection of brews here, mostly local of course!
Panel 2
SHOT OF BARNEBUS, AL, AND JOEL
A slightly disgusted Barnebus asks if they have something more known, to which Joel pretentiously responds about there not being a demand for them.
BARNEBUS So what, no Budweiser or Coors?
JOEL Eer... no, we don't get much call for... mass marketed brews around here.
BARNEBUS OOO, aren’t we all so high and friggen mighty?
AL Shh!
Panel 3
SHOT OF JOEL AND PHIL
They go on to say that drinks are a dollar a bottle.
JOEL Anyways, they’re a dollar a pop, but I wouldn’t recommend you guys binge on this stuff before you go on stage.
BARNEBUS (OP) What?! Aren’t you guys supposed to be punk?!
PHIL My friend.... There is nothing "punk rock" about preforming to people black-out drunk....
BARNEBUS (OP) Lame
Panel 4
SHOT OF PHIL, JOEL, BARNEBUS, LIZ, AND AL
Joel and Phil then show them the stage they’ll be preforming on behind them, which looks pretty standard as far as stages go, maybe a few props here and there.
JOEL Now, behind you is where you guys will be preforming at, we have a really nice green room behind there to relax and mingle with the other bands.
LIZ Ooo! Neat!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 10

Barnebus: This gig is getting worse all the time! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 8

Uh oh, Barnebus is starting to regret his choices... www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
EXT. PARKING LOT – SHOT OF JOEL, BARNEBUS, LIZ, AND AL
Joel, the club co-owner, comes from the entrance of the bar, greeting the trio. Barnebus is seen with a lit cigarette in his mouth as he waves to Joel.
JOEL Ah, I recognize that curly haired dude from anywhere! And this must be the Starry Ladders!
AL Yep! That's us alright! Thanks for the oppertunity!
Panel 2
SHOT OF BARNEBUS, AL, AND LIZ
Barnebus lies to Joel, saying how much he and the others were appreciating the building, the other two shooting glares at him.
BARNEBUS Hey! Joel Was it? We were just talking about how cool your building looks!
JOEL (OP) Oh, thanks man!
Panel 3
CLOSE UP OF JOEL
Joel goes onto explain the history of the Dead Duck Inn.
JOEL So the previous owners of this place said that this was built around 1910 and completed in 1915! Went by many names throughout the years too!
BARNEBUS (OP) No shit!
Panel 4
SHOT OF JOEL, BARNEBUS, AL, AND LIZ
Joel then asks if this is everyone, to which Al explains about the situation with Simon, Barnebus starting to look a bit nervous.
JOEL So, is this everyone?
AL About that... our bassist is going to be a bit late.
JOEL Oh, bummer. Well, let’s hope he makes it on time!
BARNEBUS Tell me about it.
Panel 5
DITTO
Joel then shows the three into the bar, as Barnebus starts to regret not waiting for Simon.
JOEL Well, no point in standing out here, I’ll show you guys in! Right this way!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 5

Meanwhile! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 3

Fight! Fight! Fight! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
INT. BUS – AFTERNOON – CLOSE UP OF SIMON
Just then, Simon hears two voices coming from behind him, two grown men arguing over a seat.
MAN #1 (OP) Hey, that’s my fuckin’ spot!
MAN #2 (OP) Tough titty, I was here first!
Panel 2
WIDE SHOT OF SIMON, RADIO RAHEEM AND TWO MEN
We get a wider shot of Simon, various passengers (One of them resembling Radio Raheem from Do the Right Thing, complete with a boombox blasting out music), and the two gentlemen arguing over the seat behind Simon. Of course, this tenses up Simon, who is now sweating even more.
MAN #1 Bullshit, this is my god damn spot! I always sit in this exact spot.
MAN #2 There are plenty of other spots, Jackass! This ain’t high school!
MAN #1 I don’t care! Get yer ass out of my spot already!
MAN #2 Over my dead body!
Panel 3
CLOSE UP OF SIMON
Simon, scared for his life, prays for his life.
SIMON (Thoughts) Please god, don’t let me die here!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· Jun 1

First base!! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
EXT. WAWA – AFTERNOON – SHOT OF SIMON
Simon then jets out of the Wawa in his everyday clothes now, wearing a “Soft Machine” t-shirt under his usual green flannel shirt.
CAPTION 7:10 P.M.
Panel 2
EXT. BUS STATION – DITTO
Simon books it for the bus station, as the bus sits idle. Panel 3
DITTO
Simon then hurries onto the bus, sweat dripping from his forehead.
Panel 4
INT. BUS – SHOT OF BUS DRIVER AND SIMON
Simon quickly pays the bus toll of 50 cents as the Bus driver watches with a deadpan expression on his face.
Panel 5
SHOT OF SIMON
Simon sits down at the middle section on the bus, panting slightly as he is out of breath.

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· May 29

He’s free! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics

Panel 1
INT. WAWA – AFTERNOON – SHOT OF SIMON, REGGIE, AND CUSTOMER A relieved Simon is glad to see Reggie as he grabs his shoulders. Reggie chuckles in response.
SIMON REGGIE! Thank god! I thought I was going to be
here all night!
REGGIE Heh, no need to get all mushy on me, dude.
Panel 2
SHOT OF SIMON AND REGGIE
Reggie then relieves Simon from his duties as Simon rushes off to the locker room.
REGGIE Anyways, I can take things from here!
SIMON Thanks man, have a great night
REGGIE Catch ya on the flipside!
Panel 3
SHOT OF REGGIE AND CUSTOMER
Reggie sighs in mirth as the customer stands there, looking quite impatient.
REGGIE: Good Ol’ Simon…
Panel 4
DITTO
Finally, he asks Reggie if he could deal with his coupon issue, as Reggie rejects him.
CUSTOMER So are you going to redeem my coupons, boy?
REGGIE Not with that attitude I won’t

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· May 27

Poor Simon www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics

Panel 1
INT. WAWA – AFTERNOON – SHOT OF SIMON AND CUSTOMER
Back at the Wawa, Simon deals with an upset elderly customer
over a dispute of an expired coupon.
CUSTOMER The hell do you mean this coupon is expired?!
SIMON Sir, if you would look at the expiration date,
it’s clearly four months expired...
CUSTOMER So what, you trying to say it’s useless now?!
SIMON Y-yes sir.
CAPTION 7:05 P.M
Panel 2
CLOSE UP OF CUSTOMER
Angry, the customer goes on a long and angry rant at Simon.
CUSTOMER YOU GOTTA BE
SHITTING ME. SON! THE 7/11 ON WEST MAIN STREET TAKES
EXPIRED COUPONS ALL THE FRIGGEN
TIME! WHAT KINDA SHITHOLE ARE YOU PRICKS RUNNING HERE ANYWAY?! I DEMAMD TO SEE YOUR MANAGER BOY!
Panel 3
CLOSE UP OF SIMON
Simon huffs to himself, getting increasingly frustrated with this abuse he is enduring.
CUSTOMER (OP) *insert long diatribe here*
SIMON (Thoughts) Please god... just let it end here and now. Panel 4
DITTO
Just then, he hears a familiar voice coming from the side.
REGGIE (OP) Yo, Simon!
Panel 5
WIDE SHOT OF SIMON, CUSTOMER, AND REGGIE
Walking behind the counter is Reggie, a young, short, dark skinned employee with Jerry Curls, a beauty mark on the side of his right eyebrow. Simon is relieved to see him.
REGGIE Sorry about keeping you waiting, had trouble
finding a cab!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· May 25

Jack Osborne can eat shit

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· May 25

And the trio's off! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
EXT. LIZ’S HOUSE – AFTERNOON – SHOT OF BARNEBUS, AL, DREW AND LIZ
Drew then asks Liz, her cheeks puffed out in anger, if she really knows the people standing on their stoop. Barnebus is offended by the term Drew uses.
DREW Elizabeth, do you really know these creeps? They don’t seem to be trustworthy to me.
BARNEBUS Creep?! You're the creep!
AL Down boy, down!
Panel 2
CLOSE UP OF LIZ
Liz then confirms that they are, in fact, her friends.
LIZ You dumbass! Of course I know 'em! They’re the band I’ve been telling you guys about for all these weeks!
DREW (OP) Ah…
Panel 3
WIDE SHOT OF BARNEBUS, AL, DREW AND LIZ
Liz then goes on to apologize on Drews behalf, as an annoyed Drew drops the bat begrudgingly.
LIZ Sorry about Drew, I forgot how paranoid he gets when strangers stop by the house!
AL No harm done!
Panel 4
SHOT OF LIZ AND DREW
Liz then asks Drew to tell their parents that she’s taking off for the night.
LIZ Alrighty, I’m off! Tell Mom and Dad I love 'em!
DREW Don’t stay out too late! And don’t even think about babbling to people about your weird Japanese cartoon obsession!
LIZ Shut up...
Panel 5
SHOT OF BARNEBUS, AL AND LIZ
The three then make their way off the stoop, Liz realizing that Simon is missing and asks where he is.
LIZ Hey, where's Simon?
AL It’s a long story.

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· May 23

My Arms Your Hearse

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· May 22

Liz! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Starry_L... #webcomics #webtoons #comics #thestarryladders

Panel 1
EXT. LIZ’S HOUSE – AFTERNOON – SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND AL Barnebus cowardly hides behind Al, trying to get him to reason with the baseball bat branding loon.
BARNEBUS G-go on Al, w-why don’t you tell the nice man w-why
we’re here! AL Oh hell no...
Panel 2
SHOT OF AL AND DREW
Al then asks Drew if this is Liz’s residence.
AL Uh, listen! Why don’t we calm down a bit and
just lower the bat and talk for a minute. Now
first of all, does a Elizabeth Barrett happen to live
here?
DREW How the hell do ya know Liz?! She doesn’t have friends!
Panel 3
CLOSE UP OF AL
Al then explains to Drew that she’s in a band and they’re here to pick her up for a gig.
AL Sir, I assure you we ARE her friends! In fact,
Panel 4
we’re here to pick her up for a gig tonight,
surely she told you that much, right?

WIDE SHOT OF BARNEBUS, AL, AND DREW
Just then, a familiar voice comes from the house, as the trio look to see who it is.
LIZ (OP) Drew, you creep!!!
Panel 5
SHOT OF LIZ, BARNEBUS, AL, AND DREW
Appearing in the doorway is Liz, glaring at her brother for threatening her friends.
LIZ You better have a good reason why you’re about
to bash my friends with that bat!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· May 20

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Panel 1
EXT. LIZ’S HOUSE – AFTERNOON – ESTABLISHING SHOT OF LIZ’S
HOUSE
Meanwhile, in King of Prussia, Al and Barnebus arrive at Liz’s
home. The house looks to be a typical suburban house, with
some signs on the front lawn, one of which says “Garcia for
President” and Barnebus is shocked that a kook like her even
lives in a home like this.
BARNEBUS (OP) Huh, this is where Liz lives?
AL (OP) Why do you sound surprised?
BARNEBUS (OP) Well… To be honest I thought she lived in a science lab
AL (OP) Man you gotta stop judging books by their covers.
CAPTION 6:52 P.M.
Panel 2
SHOT OF AL AND BARNEBUS
The two step out of the van, Barnebus then noticing the signs on the lawn.
BARNEBUS Oh man…
AL What now?
BARNEBUS I should’ve known her parents are filthy hippies. It all makes sense.
AL Come on, what’s your beef with the hippies? They’re
not bad.
Panel 3
DITTO
The two reach the front porch, continuing their conversation
about hippies.
BARNEBUS Cut me a break, Al! Hippies are the scum of the
Earth! They’re parasites who think peace, love,
and LSD are the solution to all the world’s
problems!
AL Yeesh, I’m part of that generation too, ya know.
BARNEBUS Okay, but you at least have a job
Panel 4
CLOSE UP OF BARNEBUS
Barnebus continues his rant, before he is cut off by an angry
voice.
BARNEBUS Hell, most of these bums don’t even have the
decency to shower! And don’t even
get me started on-
VOICE (OP) FREEZE, PUNKS!
Panel 5
WIDE SHOT OF BARNEBUS, AL, AND DREW
An angry young pale redhead with a business man’s haircut,
white shirt and red tie, blue business slacks with red
pinstripes, and brown leather shoes stands in the doorway in
front of Al and Barnebus, brandishing a baseball bat. Barnebus jumps back, startled as Al puts himself in a sort of self- defense stance.
DREW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO AND WHY ARE YOU ON OUR PROPERTY?!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· May 18

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Panel 1
EXT. AL’S APARTMENT – AFTERNOON – SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND AL
The two now loading the van up with Al’s drum kit, Al mid conversation asks if Barnebus’ idea of having Simon meet them at the gig is a good idea.
AL So, are you sure having Simon meet us at the gig is a good idea.
BARNEBUS Yeah, totally sure.
Panel 2
CLOSE UP OF BARNEBUS
Barnebus coldly states his opinion of the matter, with a mouthful of cymbals.
BARNEBUS He made his bed, now he’s gotta lie in it!
AL (OP) Uh huh...
Panel 3
CLOSE UP OF AL
Al then calmly asks why Barnebus couldn’t just wait for Simon to get home.
AL Forgive my ignorance, but... wouldn’t it have
been better for you to just wait for him, or I dunno… Pick him up?
Panel 4
SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND AL
Barnebus then explains his reasoning to Al, who of course, is a bit annoyed.
BARNEBUS Are you kidding? it could take the entire night,
and I am sure as hell not patient enough for
that!
AL Clearly…
BARNEBUS Besides, I’m friggen banned there! All
for just snagging some sour cream and onion chips! Anyways, if that
prick catches me loitering around waiting for
Simon. BAM! I’m a goner!
Panel 5
CLOSE UP OF BARNEBUS
Barnebus then comes up with an even lamer reason.
BARNEBUS More importantly, we could potentially miss out on
scoping the competition!
AL (OP) Wonderful.

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· May 15

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Panel 1
EXT. AL’S APARTMENT – AFTERNOON – WIDE SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND AL
Meanwhile, outside the apartment, Barnebus is seen with his
hand wrenched on the van’s horn, blasting it. Al opens his
window, shouting out at Barnebus to stop the noise as his
neighbours start to complain.
SFX HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!! AL Hey- Damn it! CUT THAT OUT, BARNEBUS! YOU’RE GONNA PISS OFF THE NEIGHBORS!
VOICE 1 (OP) WHATS WITH THE FUCKING NOISE?! WE’RE TRYING TO ENJOY DINNER HERE!
VOICE 2 (OP) SON OF A BITCH, DON’T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!
VOICE 3 (OP) TELL THAT HONKIE TO KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!!!
Panel 2
SHOT OF BARNEBUS
A proud Barnebus then stops blaring the horn, calling down Al to the van.
BARNEBUS Eyyy Al! Come on down, we got a gig to crush!
Panel 3
CLOSE UP OF AL
Al sighs as he lets Barnebus know he could’ve buzzed in.
AL Ya know you could’ve just buzzed yourself in,
right?
BARNEBUS (OP) Yeah, but that’s not really my style.
AL Of course it isn’t…
Panel 4
SHOT OF AL AND BARNEBUS
Barnebus then offers to help Al get his gear as Al begrudgingly agrees.
BARNEBUS Now let’s get a move on! I’ll help ya out with
loading your drums!
AL Gee, thanks!

Helter Skelter@helterskelter1995· May 13

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Panel 1
INT. AL’S APARTMENT – AFTERNOON – WIDE SHOT OF AL
Meanwhile, in another part Norristown, we see Al relaxing on his couch in his apartment. While it’s not the best, it’s certainly a comfortable looking place, something akin to Dick Hallorann’s house in The Shining, with various (albeit NSFW) images of black women on the walls, a decent sized record collection, along with a film collection and knick-knacks of various things. Al also has on a record playing on his vintage 1960's Dual 1215 Automatic Turntable, Hot Buttered Soul by Isaac Hayes.
CAPTION 6:20 P.M.
Panel 2
CLOSE UP OF AL
Al sighs as he stretches his legs out, getting comfortable as he listen to his album in peace.
Panel 3
DITTO
Just then, his eyes shoot wide open as the sounds of a loud van horn can be heard outside the window
SFX HONK! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!
Panel 4
DITTO
Al then sighs to himself, rubbing his temples.
SFX HONKHONKHONKHONKHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!
AL Ugh..
Panel 5
DITTO
He then stands up, making his way to the window to see what the noise is about
AL That better not be who I think it is... SFX HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!

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