Johnny Rocket - In my world it’s always time to rock it
@hemster1960
Retired Poet. Disabled Navy Veteran. Progressive pauper. I shave with Occam’s razor. Gris-Gris for #PSU. My pockets are filled with round-to-its, and my short story is shorter than yours. Help! - Where have all the Amish girls gone? Zen & Zen some more.
Sitting here, sipping some of that good old Kentucky bourbon with my close friend Mitch.
Hey Mitch, this is Lindsey. RFK Jr. told me to not to take the vaccines. He was wrong.
Mitch McConnell was not pleased with his play as goalie for the men’s team.
So far so good. He just sent me a selfie.
I’m drunk! But I’m immune to hangovers!!!!! Let’s go!!!!!
Here’s his pool technician.
The White House just released a photo of one of the alleged plotters.
Yes, I have attended an Amish volleyball match.
I recently shook hands with the ghost of Robert Johnson in Clarksdale, Mississippi. #blues
Our President keeping democracy safe.
Moving in with the Amish may not be such a bad thing. At least until the orange man exits.
Homecoming for a few weeks.
This here is Arkansas Slim. He ran a 4.25 in college, was drafted by the Steelers in the third round, but decided to go into the family business instead.
I hear Trump asked Mike Johnson if he would become an organ donor. Apparently, some of Trump‘s organs are beginning to fail.
OK. Bring me the lube and lead me to the patient who needs a prostate exam. I won’t be wearing a glove.
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth gets bombed back to the stone age. #PeteHegseth #Iran
He just sent me a selfie this morning.
Tiger, John Daly Uber is ready to be your designated driver both on and off the course.
The body stunt double for Donald Trump in the upcoming biopic of his life. #notrump
“This is Hitler’s bunker. Hitler is dead. Göring is dead…” WTF?
The gift is always one more day of ordinary moments that don’t seem so ordinary to me….
My sources (catholic priests with at least 10+ years of experience) tell me that the rash is where Holy Water touched the skin.
Yes, we have a program in place that we are about to implement. We have teamed up with the Amish to form Amish Uber. Pete Hegseth is in charge of providing them iPhones.
Ron is also a very, very talented singer.