Randal Hendrickson
@hendrickson
Political Theory PhD, history of ideas sort, MS in Library and Info Science. Working out some stuff at "The Vapors.” Would love you to have a look.
I never had to teach Philip to find the most fucked up thing, jam your face in it, and take a big whiff. He just does it. That’s friendship.
“The contemporary rejection of natural right leads to nihilism—nay, it is identical with nihilism.”
You can train all you want, but it’s all about your father’s genetic make-up. That’s just science. Trust the science.
He thinks if he doesn’t look at me I won’t notice that he won’t leave the car.
Doing ape sounds near my blue suede sofa so the hood knows it’s mine.
Young buck didn’t know I could Jean Claude Van Damme his ass. He probably won’t fight again.
What’s the Forbiddenest Great Book? The Bari Weiss bust won’t tell me. She’s mad because my Ben Franklin bust and I were cracking on her hard, and she’s just too fucking slow for what we bring to the freestyle scene.
I find it psychologically revealing that men respond to baldness with variously intrusive degrees of hair treatment. The ancients taught that you punish baldness with an elephant. Hair goo and sadling surgeries? Blech. Grow the fuck up. RETVRN
Oh, hi. I didn’t see you there. I’m Harrison-Ford-at-Cannes-in-82ing again.
Okay. Listen up. How do I get that fucking strait open? This shit is hitting home. I’m going to be forced to abandon Philip at a high-end suburban mall. Open that shit up.
I drew this when Melania Epstein rode that slavebot up to a podium to tell us about philosophy.
Two days after 420 in 1724, the mellow was world-historically harshed when a little schnauzer turd came to life and named itself Kant. Happy birthday, Kant.
Can I be real for a minute? The Pope doesn’t get just war theory. He can’t even do this:
You can tell by my outfit that I play golf on weekends and on weekdays provide cover for management here and there at this and that stupid corporation or something by telling them to streamline by firing humans.
AI makes Antichrist posting a breeze! Thanks for saving the Great American Tradition™️ and conserving all that good stuff, conservatives. You’re brilliant.
Coolest guy in politics just OWNED Iran. Art of the Deal Daddy will feed him extra kibble when he gets home. Art of the Deal Daddy went to a fight with Little Marco in Miami last night, so there’s going to be some jealousy. They’ll have to sleep in separate crates for a while.
A young Nietzsche watches his freak uncle try to hypnotize a chicken and comes up with a baller statement on the abyss.
To be fair to Dr. NYT Bestseller A Bunch, English literature, in all its forms, is silent on the sun.
Putting myself out there. Likes: Soviet realism, murder, my gang, deeply erotic instruments Dislikes: this prison
A lot of men ask me and the kitty how to begin with loafers. Aside from quality, versatility is the goal. White loafers are the answer. We used to know this.
I told Philip that the utility room he passes through to go take a dump outside is called a “porte-cochère.” I want him to say it to a pit bull so he gets his ass kicked.