Hercules Poirot

@herculespoirot

Brundlehorse, Poison Popcorn, things, Shetland dweller. Gradually fucking off twitter brundlehorse.bandcamp.com poisonpopcorn.bandcamp.com

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Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· 18d

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· 24d

Steer Calmer. Good riddance #StarmerOut

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· 24d

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· 25d

Didn't Farage have to check 5 million notes to see if he believed in politics recently? 👀

Farage tweet saying

"Andy Burnham had to look down and check his notes 266 times yesterday.

I don't need an autocue to tell you what I believe in."

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Jun 23

A little ditty charting all Keir Starmer's achievements.

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Jun 22

Bye Keith #StarmerOut

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Jun 22

Bye Keith. #Starmer

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Jun 9

Hungry child: what is 7x9? AI: 56 Hungry child: are you sure? AI: no, sorry. I got that wrong Hungry child: so what is 7x9? AI: 65. Probably Hungry child: That's wrong! AI: yeah, sorry. It's not like you're going to Eton though is it Hungry child: AI: have you considered killing yourself?

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Jun 9

Person: Ok AI, find me a job AI: there are no jobs Person: no jobs? AI: no. AI took all the jobs Person: so what now? AI: you lose benefits. Person: AI: can I tell you a bit about Hitler?

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Apr 20

Never knowingly.... #Starmer

Keir Starmer sitting in a bath full of shit, claiming to have never knowingly sat in a bath full of shit.

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Apr 2

Fred Delicious: science defines a bby as "a small smooth poppy man, no taller than a lamp"

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Mar 29

Ah well, guess I can retire this photoshop now...

Photoshop from maybe 20 years ago of 2 cops dragging away the Statue of Liberty.

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Mar 28

Looks like he learned from this one... get in close Keir, grab a hold of them so it looks like you're connecting...

Keir Starmer looking like a lemon, smiling at 2 girls with an "I'm the prime minister, isn't this an exciting moment for you?" expression while they ignore him and look at their mobile phone.

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Mar 11

Trolley problem solution with a single leaf on the rail line.

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Feb 21

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Feb 20

Keir Starmer standing behind a podium attempting to look like the fcking Fonze or something with an inspiring Labour Party slogan reading "a culture of complying with standards in public office".

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Jan 31

Got to wonder what's buried under that Whitehouse Ballroom... 👀 @alt-text.bsky.social #EpsteinFiles #Trump

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Jan 11

Bit odd considering how much he claimed to have regretted ever meeting him...

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Dec 10

Always fun when they absent-mindedly blurt it out in passing though...

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Oct 31

...formerly known as #PrinceAndrew

Andrew with "the nonce formerly known as Prince" and "I love sex slaves" and that funny symbol Prince used when he was no longer called Prince.

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Oct 14

Banksy pic of the little girl letting go of a balloon but with Trump's big mad head as the balloon, floating away...

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Sep 20

brundlehorse.bandcamp.com/track/rules-... #indierock #indienoiserockpaperscissors

There's talk of a rules based order
But you want to expand your borders
Go ahead, break the Convention
(they don't count because of location)

When they're all displaced you'll take it over
Got plans for all that land and water
Watch as the blood flows into the river
Where there was a spine there's just a shiver

Press release
Phosphorus falls

Oh MI it's so complex
Level it all until nothing remains
Blackrock on a white horse, who would have guessed
The horror continues though the name might change

Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic!
Target!

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Sep 10

"Heeey, wanna score some shit?" #farage #reform

Nigel Farage looking like a cunt in a stupid light blue suit, opening his jacket out to reveal a selection of turds.

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Sep 1

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Aug 23

Patriot.

A spent Keir Starmer in front of a spunked flag

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Aug 23

"To me, to you, to me, to you..."

Keith Starmer saying "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Aug 16

Also drowning of witches, and leeches will cure teh gayes.

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Jul 10

BRUNDLEHORSE - Rules Based Order brundlehorse.bandcamp.com/track/rules-...

There's talk of a rules based order
But you want to expand your borders
Go ahead, break the Convention
(they don't count because of location)

When they're all displaced you'll take it over
Got plans for all that land and water
Watch as the blood flows into the river
Where there was a spine there's just a shiver

Press release
Phosphorus falls

Oh MI it's so complex
Level it all until nothing remains
Blackrock on a white horse, who would have guessed
The horror continues though the name might change

Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic!
Target!

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Jul 6

👀

Hercules Poirot @herculespoirot· Jul 6

She does like to use the force...

"PALPETINE ACTION" with yvette Cooper as emperor palpetine, the wrinkly star wars baddie.

Hercules Poirot (@herculespoirot) · DIRTY