
Dean @herne-thehunter· 13d Good question, Trevor. Good question.

Dean @herne-thehunter· 13d Leeeeeet the downpour
Let the downpour in
The doooownpour in

Dean @herne-thehunter· 19d Guess which one of these fluffy angels has been barking since 5am?

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jul 10 Bolognese pie, chips and gravy. Who says multiculturalism has failed?

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jul 10 [whispers] Can they, though?

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jul 5 I got off the sofa to turn the fan on.
Went to sit down in the path of the fan and…

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jul 1 Pookie’s trying to lure me away from the football to play in the garden.
I’m tempted

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 29 Well…just don’t eat them then

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 28 I reckon the Cinnabar moths are going to be ok this year

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 27 The forbidden fruity chews

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 27 Was it “Continue taking mushrooms”?

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 27 I forgot that temperatures could start with a one

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 26 Is Fergie turning into one of the choirboys from The Muppet Christmas Carol

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 26 Me: Oh good, it’s going to rain tomorrow
The rain tomorrow:

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 23 Yep. Currently producing 10 times as much as I’m using and exporting the rest to the grid (having already charged my battery)

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 22 Keep the sunshine
Keep the sunshine out

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 21 Turns out the answer is ‘yes’

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 21 There’s no such thing as a cursed Mr Whi…

Dean @herne-thehunter· Jun 21 What are these?! Hot dog buns for ants?!