etc, etc.

My daughter & I pass notes. Here’s one from Project Hail Mary. Daughter is well-versed in Greek & Latin roots.

Send that to the Commissioner so he can update his email signature. After all...

Probably doesn't even own one of these. :-/

Here are the actual crosstabs. It's a pretty disingenuous way to hide an embarrassing result.

Have these people never met an Excel guru?

Just got home from a four-night hospital stay recovering from sepsis from an untreated cat bite. 0/10 do not recommend.

Can we please, *please* get these lead-paint eating braindead morons off of our Supreme Court before they get us all killed?

Of course. Since men like Stephen Miller can't be handsome...

If you crack a lantern battery open with a hammer, the cells are usually separated by magnesium dioxide. Why am I mentioning this when hydrogen peroxide bleach is being discussed? No reason.

No excuses. Discard your cable box and go directly to the nearest masculine center to surrender your man card. Where else is anyone in your orbit going to find an IEC 60320 power cord without your help? Radio Shack?

Drew Cloud 9 on #Balatro Erratic Deck on a Completionist++ run and went full-on fascist Kash Patel-eyes. 👀 #FBI

I spent thirty minutes trying to estimate the payout on the Kentucky Derby yesterday.

I like me some homemade Bachelor Chow myself.

Kinetic energy = mass * velocity * velocity / 2 A passenger car traveling at 45 MPH has nearly 35 times the killing power of an e-bike traveling at 28 MPH. This is very basic physics. Give me a break.

Talented students! These are difficult questions. Problem 4, in particular, I would have a hard time completing in 4 hours myself.

When updating my résumé, I went looking for an old news article about me (humblebrag) and was (1) surprised to see an AI summary about it and (2) unsurprised that it 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. I've highlighted the falsehoods in red.

Google really came through here.

This is double-plus bad news.

This is what we call in the biz an "unhappy chart."