So cute 😍

Find beauty in the ordinary foam explosions where you can

Hunter Morse congratulates omaha on a win like a real boy with real emotions

Very emotional real boy portland keeper Hunter Morse has some real boy feelings

Is Archie huge or is the MG itty bitty? Yes!

Ugh what a fucking embarrassment he butts in everywhere

This was Pawl's reaction to the halftime show

Same fella

Wore it, of course. How else would I do some piracy today?

New favorite Lego, corgi and a treadmill

Oh hey look who started

Pawl the Destroyer in repose. He is very happy his stitches are out and hasn't seemed upset that his balls are gone.

In case anybody wondered how I slept and how today is going for me, here is what Samsung Health recommends for recovery 🙃

I haven't seen a pic of my back flexing in a long time and dang i have some back muscles finally

Dang i can't do the vintage plates for my new car (which sucks they were cute, see below) Any ideas of a cute five digit personalized plates for her?

Call the dem hr ladies Brisket is being seductive at the office

Propagating a few

I love my happy plants

My psychic hairstylist is a witch and I'm not going to ask too many questions about how she gets my hair this straight and smooth

Oh hey I accidentally removed the bottom of a self watering planter and spilled a half gallon of dirty water on myself if anybody needs another thing to be outraged about

Did you know they make onesies of shame to keep dogs out of their stitches? You do now

Greg you may be onto something

This is what happens when I don't sleep

Poor baby

Now i can't get any work done oh no

Tried going to the gym but I am stuck here I guess

Show me a picture that captures your essence

Lololo my hair has lodged a complaint against the car

She's mine and I was able to drive thr manual just fine