It has to be a wig because he's bald on top.

Merlin says "hi".

I oppose the use of nuclear weapons, but, in this case, I don't mind a bit.

Order your six-pack today.

I've been married twice (so far).

Captain Bonespur wants credit for another historic event.

Looks like Mitch's recovery is proceeding nicely.

Mitch is busy during his recovery.

The search for Mitch McConnell continues, led by Monty Python.

I am smitten.

Today, please?

Working toward #6.

Merlin has his priorities straight.

In case you need a reason to retire...

When he is finally gone, a huge crusade will need to take place to get rid of his image and everything named after him. Instead of a massive bonfire (which would be able to be seen from the moon), here is my humble suggestion for something useful that can be made from currency no one wants.

Instead of the proposal for a hotel in Miami, here is my suggested design for the Trump Presidential Library. Don't look up.

Brer Donnie trying to end the war with the Tar Baby.

Here's what comes next.

The new daily summary of activity at the White House.

A suggestion of a character for the next Star Wars movie.

Still practicing with ChatGPT. I asked for a picture of men who appear in the Epstein files. Do you approve?

He buys it in 50-gallon drums.

Here ya go.

Still experimenting with ChatGPT. I call this "The Presidential Shitter".

My message to the Orange Bonespur.

Someone tell him it's May.

The war is over. I don't need to do anything about the War Powers Act.

How the world sees us.

Experimenting with the updated Chat GPT. It works pretty well, although it needs a bit more orange. I will practice.