This little homie didn’t make it in the heat today. Tits up and fried to death on the swimming pool rim. Cruel? Ironic? No, that’s why they follow the spam-a-million-larvae-at-once method of reproduction. It suits em

I think I see what they're going for

Get your free slurpees at 7-Eleven (and Speedway) today folksch

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsUr...

Be safe out there fellas, life comes at you fast

Well I'd never bought someone season tickets to anything before, and probably never will again. All in all it was a pretty good year to be a fan of the furry hockey team. Toronto had us outclassed in the Finals from minute get go and their victory is deserved. Even if "Marlies" is a stupid name 🚬

Bum shoulder or not, it was much too nice a day not to take a ride on the Kazaa Kruiser (the Windows Whistler? the Yahoo Doodler? the Zombo Zoomer? look, the joke is that it makes no effort to hide its mid-2000s vintage)

Finally after so many years of waiting, this white whale appears on my turntable. In stereo! 😍

Cue the legions of anime and furry avatars chiming in with "IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT"

Never had the occasion to be strip searched, but if it happens, I hope I can muster up something a little more substantial than just a fart

IKEA designers: you know what you have to do

Some folks have been saying that a street needs to be named in memory of @vanishedchicago.bsky.social and yeah, that needs to happen.

Nice to see she's lost the weight. Way to go Sally!

Ouch

Thank you for the opportunity to remember that this little ditty exists.

I would hate to be caught illicitly reading a book. God forbid.

I miss that place. It really was pretty darn close to a paradise.

Perched up high on a dusty shelf in a little record store near Harvard U... from the company that brought you the famous "Set It and Forget It" Rotisserie Oven...

Sorry for being less than helpful but this image is all I can think about every time you do one of these posts.

for the consideration of @spazzy.bsky.social please find enclosed a snippet of a New Orleanian style performance of a familiar video game tune (taking place in Boston of all places)

An excerpt from Bill Bryson's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘋𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, chapter one: 'Bugger Bognor!'

Awful quick on that gaslight torch for someone with nothing to hide lmao. Someone start digging into @kissane.myatproto.social's conflicts of interest. No journo or journo-adjacent has clean hands

Putting the bowl on the Buckingham -cribbed from Bldg 51/Urban Remains/Eric J Nordstrom