It’s v special to see your photos in print 🥹
Glass nail file mood board
Possibly the funniest thing I’ve read on Wikipedia in a long time
Went to a park to ponder The Orb tonight
Really making me question the value of a 401k/retirement account when there’s not gonna be a world for me to retire in
Anyway now that the year is actually over, here’s my FULL 2025 wrapped
My timely hot take is that short crust is not good in a dessert setting
“I’m a small business! If my employees unionize I’ll be forced to close!”
If your game’s minimum requirements are any higher than this I’m not interested 😤
My car anytime my right foot starts to feel a little heavy on a loose surface
I went to a nude beach and did some other things this weekend
Seeing the 1812 Overture WITH the cannons as Tchaikovsky intended 😌
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
I’m really good at getting all the pie meat out of the pie shell
All that’s left is putting arbors in the frame and then tuning it till it works
My role in the post-apocalyptic commune will be clock maker
So a digital prostate exam could be done with your doctor’s toe??
