Had a visitor knock on my door this morning, but when I got to the door it ran off. Kinda rude.

Timeline serendipity

At the intersection of MLK and Razorback in Fayetteville.

Caleb is out of luck. I traded in that car several years ago and they only gave me a few hundred bucks.

I found this at the Dollar Tree. Somehow I don't think that outfit is going to help him survive a fire.

I guess it's this. I'd never heard of them before.

Seen in the parking lot of a local dentist

I never used the word "chemicals" in my post. BTW, most artificial colors she was defending are made with petroleum which is a product of... the oil and gas industry.

Can't wait until Musk comes crashing down. I feel sorry for the smaller investors though.

Anyone know what these are? Found under a rock near my porch. It didn't move when I moved the rock.

I did a quick Google search and found some interesting early history.

Bath and body works getting a little dramatic with their fine print wording

Found this at the Goodwill on Appleby in Fayetteville. Had to Google to find out what it was.

Yes, mostly by me

This is my favorite so far. I would not rely on AI for health information.

Just cut and paste Trump's name when it finally happens.

Therapist: The Eurovision mascot isn't real. It can't hurt you. The Eurovision mascot:

This has to be the funniest one of these I've ever gotten.😂

This is a screenshot of my phone showing all the calls I made. The only human I talked to was Priscilla the social worker who called me back after I left a message last week.

I've seen this with tacos as well.

This doesn't look like a police car. Is this ICE? At the exit 60 on I49.

Well, he was probably going to do it anyway, but now it's almost certain.

I'll never forget Steve Womack going out of his way to dispel these rumors. At the time I thought there was little reason to believe he was a part of something like that, but these days? IDK

And it's still snowing

If anyone was thinking about getting Walmart plus delivery, please don't! It seems like about half the things I order fail to get delivered. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING! Total waste of money.

I love how this suggests the wizard woke up just to eat some parsley and go back to sleep.

No, USPS. This is not a good place to leave a package. Good thing it didn't rain. Trump's Dejoy screwed up the Postal Service to the extent it may never recover, which was the point.

Just the other day I was talking about how one of these tech companies was doing something that reminded me of Enron.

🎶 I don't want to close my eyes I don't want to fall asleep Cause I'd miss you baby And I don't want to miss a thing 🎶

This is Trump and his buddies right now.