Chance@hollywoodyland· 22d I can't believe they got Sir Laurence Olivier in the DCU.
Chance@hollywoodyland· 24d At the end of Obsession, you hear an audio cue that plainly suggests the remaining One Wish Willow has been opened and snapped, and yet Curry Barker insists on zooming in and lingering on it moments later, and I wondered why. Well, it's because of morons.
Chance@hollywoodyland· 24d I wanna see Benson Boone sling some web.
Chance@hollywoodyland· 25d Oh, Ferran Torres, I need you.
Chance@hollywoodyland· 29d We won't stand for this erasure.
Chance@hollywoodyland· Jul 16 Two LDR albums? Thank you, God.
Chance@hollywoodyland· Jul 10 The class action lawsuit for improper data use and storage is inevitable.
Chance@hollywoodyland· Jul 8 A lobotomy won't fix me, but having my head crushed certainly would.
Chance@hollywoodyland· Jul 7 A bleach job so bad that not even I'm turned on.
Chance@hollywoodyland· Jul 3 I'd punch Paul Newman's face with my lips.
Chance@hollywoodyland· Jun 30 After I'm done suckin' him.
Chance@hollywoodyland· Jun 29 The bear community on Goose.
Chance@hollywoodyland· Jun 19 I wonder if he'd be interested in reenacting a scene from Fassbinder's MARTHA?
Chance@hollywoodyland· Jun 19 An industry reader sent me this logline for my screenplay: