hoots
@hoots
youtuber, podcaster, actor, soprano
real pic of me hunting down cunt before dressing it, cooking it, serving it, and mounting its head on my wall.
I have a new podcast coming out tomorrow. It's about the aftermath of the Titanic disaster. Please listen and subscribe I need your money and attention.
le epic joke, sir. masterful gambit, sir. i'd say your trailer has won the internet today, sir.
he just finished listening to 'american teenager' on obama's best of 2022 spotify playlist
i'd do the rfk-kid rock workout routine for a video but if i brought a stationary bike into a sauna i think they'd ban me from visiting finland ever again
Happy Valentines Day. I'm very in love with a mustachioed man who spoils me and bakes lots of bread and that's part of the reason I gained like 20 pounds last year but that's okay.
I heard your feedback. The vomit-free versions of my most recent video are available ad-free for patrons and channel members now. For everyone else, it will be premiering Tuesday morning with ads.
New [Sidebar] for paid subscribers... I rank every Stardew Valley villager based on what kind of Theatre Kid I think they'd be.
We made our funding goal of $6k with 2 days to spare! Thank you to everyone who has backed the project so far! On Friday, the final day of the campaign, I'll be doing a special live stream for fun and to raise additional funds (I added another stretch goal for $10k... just sayin') !
Patrons and channel members now have access to the first [Sidebar]. This episode, I sip red wine and discuss feeling triggered by Ozempic. Come get parasocial behind the paywall.
My indiegogo campaign closes on SATURDAY! We are less than $900 away from goal!!!
"ChatGPT Gave Me An Eating Disorder!" is available ad-free for patrons and channel members! It will be available for free with ads shortly.
lol actually that new video is gonna be a few more days out sorry guys. this version will be up for patrons and channel members shortly tho.
Indiegogo had a huge platform change last night and seemingly as a result my campaign is showing 100% funded at only about 1/6th funded. This is obviously not great for contributions! Please don't overlook us! I want to fund a great projecrt! Please donate!
If we don't make goal, Barley's heart will be broken in twain. He asked me if there will be celery and carrots at the at home crafts services and I said we gotta see what our budget is before I can offer him snacks. Please back our campaign.
the potatoes you put in the pantry three weeks ago looking up at you when you're reaching for the dog food
The fundraiser for @unicef.org on my latest video is at over $1.8k! youtu.be/asiJcuNtIJ8