Hopeless Judas
@hopelessjudas
Mic in one hand, notebook in the other. Somehow also holding a brick. Ableton, politics, and other synthetic delusions of this shitty simulation.
"Control" - Hopeless Judas featuring Windows notifications lol Making my own streaming service too. Fuck Spotify.
Echoboard is finally up and stable. Honestly, I'm not gonna press for people to come. I like it. 😂 It's actually fun hanging out the kinks of this thing. EchoboardHQ.com
Election security. That's the excuse they're using for the boot today.
Head to EchoBoardhq.com to register for the beta! July 17th Friday!
Syncrotellabs.com 2nd time posting this. Because I must learn extra hard the first time.
Okay... So what would happen if I shaved my beard and left the clippings at every crime scene I could possibly find... Seems like a case-stopper to me... Maybe send some across the country. I didn't do it, I was here, naked in my kitchen eating Froot Loops..
Feel free to pay attention, but don't take me seriously. I'm 6 slices of jackass on a sesame seed bun.
The "Erosion" plugin in Ableton is so underrated. That's like John Hurt levels of grit.
It was NEVER about the fucking "nukes" it was always about the oil...
Butler and the WHCD didn't count. So by Walking Dead rules, they'll get him on the next try...
Because @lisaloeb.bsky.social is good people. And she has 9 stories.
Today sucked shit through a straw... But... It ended well. It's not a warehouse, but it'll do....
My wife watched a few videos of President Obama. She's crying. I imagine because back then, we didn't have to account for all the presidents fingers when he was around children.
This administration is creating some really desperate individuals. This should scare them... Yet, still they're still making the threat of removing Medicare/Medicaid to "fund the war"... Thoughts?
The danger isn’t just Reza. The danger is the recipe: exile politics, war, foreign patrons, oil, a famous family name, and a shattered state. That combination has birthed a lot of fake democracies. And I'm currently saying this from inside a dying, stubborn little empire.
To be fair, there’s no proof yet that Pahlavi wants to rule like a strongman. But authoritarian projects never introduce themselves honestly. They always arrive dressed like rescue. When I hear his crowd, I'm reminded of a graveyard bell, letting us know that pattern recognition was buried alive.
His language says democracy. His positioning says alignment. “Freedom” on paper, “stability” and “strategic value” in practice. That is how empire sells a polished cage. They've been beating us here in the States with that stick for years.
When a man wants power, watch who he flatters. Pahlavi isn’t just talking about freedom for Iran. He’s talking about being useful to American security and business interests. That tells me plenty.
Reza Pahlavi didn’t end up at CPAC by accident. You don’t walk into Trump’s house during a war unless you want something from the people inside it. That wasn’t neutrality. That was a pitch.
Reza Pahlavi DELIBERATELY chose CPAC. That is not a neutral venue. CPAC in March 2026 was a strongly pro-Trump, pro-war space, and Pahlavi stepped into it willingly. The obvious endgame was to be Trump in Persian garb. My UNQUALIFIED opinion. Which shall continue, mind you. I'm just getting started.
I've been up most of the night thinking about the Iran rally that was held in DC yesterday (3.29) I've tried to be as fair as I could but the pathway Reza Pahlavi is walking has real authoritarian potential and wartime regime-change politics are exactly where fake democrats and democracies are born.
Cuba is starving, the lights are dead, and the United States is once again doing that thing where it strangles a population and calls itself civilized. Same empire, different press release.
Watching the news this week felt like binge-watching a political thriller where every character makes the dumbest possible decision. Except it’s real life.
History books are going to describe this era as “a series of extremely preventable problems handled with breathtaking confidence.”