@haydonmp.bsky.social would probably appreciate this; T levels (like niacin or other B vitamin levels) are a lot like that fugu joke from The Simpsons - poison, poison, poison, tasty fish!

life at the new yorker

my fellow Americans, if the ethereal realm was sufficient for starscream, it must be sufficient for the senate

eh, i can live with that

nate's a degenerate gambler, so he gets bored easily, and the only thing you should take away from his advice is that life is too short to spend it being a degenerate gambler

my all time favorite, still makes me laugh after all these years

this, but diplomaticishly

the atlantic staff, upon being presented with a bologna sandwich:

@dicknixon.bsky.social

trump is definitely one of those guys who thinks he can take a grizzly bear in a fight

vanquish was short but fun as hell, really wish they'd have made a sequel

I’m sorry every time I see Plumbert I think of this

we go live to us policy regarding shipping in a mined strait of hormuz:

the great khan of the piedmont

counterpoint: my dog is smart enough to warrant a weekly column in the NYT, judging by current standards

my son's favorite is Azhdarcho, because it leads to this back and forth: hoptimusprime jr: time to go to bed buddy hoptimusprime jr: NO why daddy why? hoptimusprime: because i said so azhdarcho hoptimusprime jr: NO YOU AZHDARCHO (pic from the always awesome dinosty books)

to keep his brain from freezing, of course

GOP 2028: Dear Fucking God, Stop Saying Odd Shit

Space Catholicism

he is indeed a generational fuckup talent, but not the only one:

post, do you doubt the healing power of saint grievous

ok ngl, that’s funny

going out on a limb here: