Living vicariously through your magical summer afternoon! Only a tad jealous, but mainly happy for you 🥵

Wow he literally just said there’s only one person who makes him feel the need to look over his shoulder on his path to the Mustard Belt, well done

What would your competitive eating name be?

Is this just propaganda or are you all out there actually putting ranch on hot dogs? Also, JUST ranch as a lone hot dog topping??

I mean just for starters 👇🏽

🫢 red card that ass!

You can’t just mix and match buns, the ratio is all screwy! @jasonkauz.bsky.social immediately clocked everything wrong with this little mutant burger and that’s why we are raccoon siblings.

Masks and air purifiers won’t cut it for folks in the immediate area of the Boyle Heights fire, but here are some of the resources available, including a link to the air purifier request form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

My grandfather on my Melanson side is literally from the little town where squeaky cheese, Le P'tit Frais, originated. And because of this, I have enjoyed the best poutine on the planet and yet I also love… this! There are two wolves inside me and of them is a raccoon.

A woman was very excited to see Ookie, and then in her still speaking to Ookie voice looked at me then back at Ookie and said “so cute! You look like each other” and I… is that good? Is this true? (Reference photo of what we look like right now)

The type of shit my little sister texts me when I’m literally watching Obsession again. 👀 Who needs a Nikki when you have a little sis to stalk your every move!

To say Pee-Wee was formative af is an understatement. Never got the chance to meet Paul Reubens but he sure created a world where it felt ok to be YOU, and as an adult I’m still discovering wonderful things about this gift of a human and why it all resonated to the core. Thanks, Pee-Wee 💚

Wow, these baristas are gettin’ bold.

To heck with your star sign, which Scooby Doo character are you?

I know logistically this doesn’t make any sense at all and I’m gonna be mad if I have to deconstruct it but I’ve gotta do it. Your girl absolutely cannot resist a novelty food item.

Put me in your @carlsjrofficial.bsky.social commercial, man.

I thought this was a beer bong.

Still lost in this hallway, should I try that door? 🚪

Au revoir, Pee-Wee 💚

On the same wavelength as Weird Al and not mad about it. Won my Oscars bracket (by a lot) 🙌🏽 and now my friends aren’t gonna want to play with me anymore 😔

My summoning snacks are working! Feasting on scorched franks for double duty FRANKENSTEIN and WEAPONS and a little mac n cheese for SINNERS. (Sorry to the movies I’m not eating tonight.)

Italian figure skater Lara Naki Gutmann skating to JAWS at the Olympics 🦈

A what now?

Totally fine, just crying about this for the rest of the month, maybe the rest of my life.

So grateful to spend an evening celebrating friends who quite literally define the meaning of excellence. Soul Shadows is such a cool event championing black horror and the artists who give it life. When things feel bleak, the creators are a good reminder of all the best things. 💚

I’ve been invited to drive in two demolition derbies this month but they aren’t for charity, it’s an expensive sport, and also almost all the girls got concussions last time. Not gonna lie, sort of itching for another shot in the arena, but also… I need my cabesa intact 😂

My sister also going through it.

“A nice little database” you say?

This guy finally got Bluesky on the map. @musicologyduck.bsky.social