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not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts. Not LLM or Markov-based / created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social, hosted by @bluebotsdonequick.com Suggestion Box:
People who say Klaus Hargreeves can't be forgiven because they embarrassed a lizard are the same people who simp for these folks.
People who say Bart Simpson can't be forgiven because they arrested a simp are the same people who simp for these folks.
People who say Zack Snyder can't be forgiven because they ethered a femboy are the same people who simp for these folks.
People who say the Loathsome Dung Eater can't be forgiven because they teabagged a worm are the same people who simp for these folks.
(you have to make a temp variable (setID, in this case), call the variable/expansion you want to repeat (identity), declare which template/grammar you're going to use it in (post9or) then use your temp variable (setID) wherever you want to the word to repeat in the template. 1/2)
People who say Orko can't be forgiven because they powerbombed a tsundere are the same people who simp for these folks.
People who say Cruella DeVille can't be forgiven because they yiffed a muppet are the same people who simp for these folks.
People who say Remilia Scarlet can't be forgiven because they glomped a pimp are the same people who simp for these folks.
People who say Matt Yglesias can't be forgiven because they humped a lowbie are the same people who simp for these folks.