fagdoka magicum
@hottrashbabe
famously horny but in a cute and innocent way like looking at a gorilla jack off at the zoo. doggy woggy who barks for nasty movies and her gay ass wife. minors dni 🔞 she/her/grrrrr
oh yeah here's my tummy and thighs and I guess its a girl bulge it's technically a bulge i mean there is a SHAPE there for sure right???? I mean politics aside, that is technically a bulge right
it's sooooooo big oughhhhjhh im turning into thoughtless goonette bait in front of your eyesssss noooooo my self agencyyyyyy
maybe it's the weed but this malcolm in the middle bit brought me to tears
watching gory movies and getting burgers tonight with the woman I love in the apartment we share and smoking a joint together that I paid for with my pretty cool job where everyone is nice to me
when the food I'm eating that's supposed to be smooth gets crunchy in the middle
if youre a trans woman who's scared to eat PLEASE be not afraid of being this hot one day
they're trying as hard as they can to make me lose my excitement for this but it won't WORK
Hottrashbabe is set to become the second openly trans woman to lead a New York City office. Zohran Mamdani has appointed her the Director of his newly-announced Office Of Toxic Yuri Juice In The Water Supply Affairs.
"you guys got that live action alvin and the chipmunks teaser poster yet?" "yup and I got the entourage on hbo reference with the exact logo of the shows font just to really drive it home for the many child entourage fans like you wanted boss" "you're my most beautiful boy on staff you know that"
there should be a spinoff of the pitt but about teachers and it's a period set show and it's set in the year every single kid at middle school was wearing one of these
me swapping back and forth between the two funniest shows on tv rn
I haven't seen a single modicum of realistic representation in that lib bullshit but this is just like 7 of my actual oomfs
"in many ways jesus was the first mozart and judas was his salieri. only instead of rocking him, like the american way of rock and roll, he was stoned to death. not like the american way of smoking marijuana and listening to rock and roll, but in the american way of getting hit by rocks until death"
when mommy has a UTI and still insists on pissing on me, her thirstiest puppy
me @ anyone trying to be funny on letterboxd this weekend after watching nirvanna the band the show the movie by calling matt johnson ugly