Howard ✡🟦🎗
@howarda-atlaw
Attorney, author, pianist, parodist, Nice Jewish Boy. Hate nazis, either GQP, Berniebabies or DSA. Lyrics are mine, typos are Siri's.
I think I played this a little too quickly the other night, so take two
For the second time this month, somebody asked me if I was a senior citizen. This time it was a senior citizen, asking me. So this is me, today. This is 50. But apparently I look 65.
Oh my goodness. It wasn’t enough to perform verbal fellatio on Maines nazi Graham Cracker now Hunter Biden is cozying up to white supremacist/Nazi prick Fuentes Sometimes the apple falls a mile from the tree.
Billy played this song during the interview, one of his earliest hits. So here is my can’t read music version of Just the Way You Are.
"Who will stand with the SS-worshipping, racist, girlfriend abusing, pathologically lying rapist with an SS tattoo?" Pasty "progressive" kids who will vote Maga once they hit puberty.
Benji really wants to be a lifeguard. But he really hates going in the water.
Sure, a Djokovic/Sinner semifinal is fun, but I’m waiting for a Sinner-Saint match
This Billy Joel song, because it contains the lyric “from a town known as Oyster Bay, Long Island” Yours truly is from a town known as Oyster Bay Long Island! And our oyster farmers don’t get SS tattoos or rape people.
This one is for @tmwillia.bsky.social. I’m sorry about your idiot, racist neighbor.
David Axlerod: "Being a racist, misogynistic, Jew-hating, lying jerk with 0 relevant experience makes a 'great candidate' so long as you bleat the phrase 'The Establishment!""
Great. Now we have two racist Bernies in Congress pushing vile misogynist, racist, Jew-hater and liar El Sayeed over the accomplished Stevens Again, DSA = GOP. Moron-O (GQP) attacking the actual Democrat is proof
You’ve heard of sleepless in Seattle? This is me, jealous in Massapequa Long Island
Kids, remember when I said the DSA wasn’t just full of Jew haters, but racist? Bernie founded Our Revolution as revenge on South Carolina for rejecting him. The DSA spent 10 years attacking Democrats with the goal of limiting the agency of Black voters. They celebrate the gutting of VRA.
Remember the movie Good Morning Vietnam? “ we go to Roosevelt Roosevelt for the weather forecast” “ it’s hot!”
I refuse to play Lee Greenwood, because I have taste, but for those celebrating the Fourth early, Simon & Garfunkel, America. 🎶 counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike, they’ve all gone to look for America🎶
Thankfully I live on the South Shore of Long Island, so the heat index will only by 105 here.
Happy Freedom Week from Kumquat Pol Pot! American Olympian indicted for touching the Reflecting Pool.
98° feels like temperature, so make air fried dry rub hot wings. Because spicy food actually helps cool you off.
This forecast needs to be read by Robin Williams Good Morning Vietnam
If you want a patriotic song for the Fourth of July, Neil Diamond for outshines that Lee Greenwood schlock.
