Howdini!

@howdini

ADHD BMF. Guitar/lap steel guitar player/singer in big-guitar band The Pineapples, audio engineer, jokester, Queens food proselytizer

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Howdini!@howdini· 21d

RETVRN

Photo of a vintage white gaf talking viewmaster

Howdini!@howdini· 23d

This is gonna be the title of my solo album

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Howdini!@howdini· 26d

Crop screenshot of the Make It Make Sense bluesky banner, with a drawn-in red circle around their pathetic 129 followers count

Howdini!@howdini· Jul 11

Classic

Crop of an AI image of a man in a dark grey hoodie with arms folded across his chest. Printed on the hoodie are the words REAL ART ONLY, but being AI it's put the words on his chest and sleeves, as if it's been printed on him while his got his arms crossed

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 30

Ok what the hell is going on around here

Screen grab of three consecutive skeets that all say "we hebben een serieus peenalty keek probleem"

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 29

There are so many, but I still quote this regularly

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 28

Famous photo of Robert Johnson playing guitar. A cigarette dangles from his mouth.

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 28

My incredibly magical late-30s Kalamazoo KG14. Kalamazoo was Gibson's budget line, made in the same factory but more lightly constructed. Robert Johnson holds one in the photo of him with the cigarette dangling from his lips.

Late 30s Kalamazoo KG-14 with beautiful sunburst finish propped against a white wall, to the right of a cute black cat, sitting, facing left

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 27

My only question, as I work audio at Twinks vs Dolls at the Times Square Palladium, is: what EV bar?

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 25

Every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours?

Photo of what looks like a construction site. In the center distance is a black water tower, leaning to the right like the Tower of Pisa. In the foreground are large, rusted-out white letters CERRO

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 18

I can be reached at

Photo of a grey door in a tiled wall on a NYC subway platform. On it is a black rectangle on which is printed
MANHOLE #144
718-243-4985

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 16

Holy shit, who needs theories when we've got the conspiracy right here?

Pepe Silvia conspiracy meme from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 9

They still know quality Italian products in Carroll Gardens

Photograph of two cans of Alta Cucina canned plum tomatoes

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 8

Look who showed up at the Jackson Heights Pride Parade today!

Photo of Zohran Mamdani at the Jackson Heights Pride parade

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 6

Photo of George Santos wearing dark Ray-Bans

Howdini!@howdini· Jun 1

Hard agree. My block in Jackson Heights:

looking down a street on a pleasant day in Queens NY, the left of the Photograph tree-lined, the right facades of apartment buildings with pride flags hung from them

Howdini!@howdini· May 29

Achievement: unlocked

Screen grab of notification that IG account bagelambassador pinned my comment on their post

Howdini!@howdini· May 27

Mhm. And

Still of the half white/half black aliens from Star Trek TOS episode Let That Be Your Last Battlefield

Howdini!@howdini· May 22

I'm still this cool, I just don't *look* this cool anymore. My band The Pineapples (still going strong!) with guest vocalist Emily Duff (nee Hofstetter), ~1988, SUNY Purchase