Just remembered LeBron has been playing in the NBA since the year I graduated high school
bryne@howtobepunk· May 15 It was bad enough when Miller started brewing Peroni stateside but Guinness making Extra Stout at the old Rolling Rock factory is really chafing my ass this morning for some reason.
bryne@howtobepunk· Apr 28 We’re only one album away from the inevitable St. Anger remaster/reissue and I can’t wait. I hope they make it sound worse.
bryne@howtobepunk· Apr 27 As the only guy stupid enough to get a Punknews-related tattoo: This shit sucks ass man.
bryne@howtobepunk· Apr 24 Quotes like these are catnip for dumb guys
I know it is small compared to the football stadiums they’ve been playing the past few years but Metallica calling a 10,000 seater “intimate” in this email still got me for some reason
bryne@howtobepunk· Mar 31 One beer-flavored beer please and close it
bryne@howtobepunk· Mar 25 Can’t decide if this is the greatest or worst band name I’ve ever seen
bryne@howtobepunk· Mar 18 Tonight we let the Bitch talk
bryne@howtobepunk· Jan 30 Folks…they’ve done it again.
bryne@howtobepunk· Jan 10 They can’t keep getting away with this
The guy calling out Phillies fans:
The Phillies when they see a pitch a foot off the plate down and away
Phillies game #12. Death to America, long live my country of Philadelphia
bryne@howtobepunk· Jun 27 Well-worn territory at this point but it’s still very funny to me that this guy looks in the mirror every morning and considers himself part of the Master Race
bryne@howtobepunk· Jun 10 Phillies game #11. I have a seat this time.
So you can still play as Jose Alvarado in MLB The Show but they’ve removed all of his features and turned him into a nondescript white guy
bryne@howtobepunk· May 22 Please don’t touch our public art
bryne@howtobepunk· May 20 Need one of these that says “polycule”
bryne@howtobepunk· May 20 So mad that I reached this thought independently and someone already did it
When Peacock puts a show about orangutans in my recommended for you tab
bryne@howtobepunk· Apr 30 Phillies game #10. Maybe the quintessential Phillies game (they play terribly, make boneheaded mistakes in the field, the bullpen implodes, yet they still win)
bryne@howtobepunk· Apr 20 Phillies game #9. Happy birthday Phillie Phanatic.
bryne@howtobepunk· Apr 20 Mildly faded, fucking around on google maps for my neighborhood and stumbled upon the greatest cake I’ve ever seen from Oteri’s on Woodland
bryne@howtobepunk· Apr 19 Phillies game #8. Enjoy this stat because who knows how long it will last.
bryne@howtobepunk· Apr 18 Phillies game #7. Bryce Harper just hit a home run into the second deck in right field. The power of a raw milk diet.
bryne@howtobepunk· Apr 16 It’s so funny that people on LinkedIn are just posting normal LinkedIn stuff amidst the complete and total collapse of our country