Floon

@hteasley

Dad, Artist, Photographer, Game Developer, Instructor, Motorcyclist, EUC Rider, Dog Companion. He/Him

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Floon@hteasley· 2d

#ReligionSucks #TheBibleIsEvil #EvangelicalsAreFascists #TrumpIsAFascist #TheGOPIsFascist

Ephesians 6:5-6

5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.
6 Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart.

Floon@hteasley· 8d

The desperate flop-sweat of the headline writer is palpable. Crowley has squeaked a victory against #Progressive Hong. The bias of the media against #Progressives is really annoying.

CNN Headline: "Democratic establishment roars back as David Crowley clinches Wisconsin victory"

Floon@hteasley· 12d

#TheKing threw out the first pitch tonight. #FelixHoF #GoMs #Baseball #MLB #Mariners

Floon@hteasley· 14d

#Jimothy protect us from obnoxious sidewalk preachers with mics and amplifiers. #NoGod #NoHate #EvangelicalsAreFascist #GoMs #MLB #Baseball

Obnoxious sidewalk preacher who is very loud and at every Mariners home game, preaching how everyone’s going to hell, and standing next to him is a dude who rigged up a great great shoulder-supported sign that says “Jimothy says SHUT UP” with a photo of Seattle’s favorite raccoon.

Floon@hteasley· 24d

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18?

Floon@hteasley· Jun 28

Just wanted to quote this CNN article, that quotes #Biden ins a recent speech. Can you see the complete sentences? The logical flow of one sentence to the next? #FFS You can locate the intelligence of #Trump in the near foothills of Mt Bell Curve. #TrumpIsAnIdiot

Hanover, Maryland — As he rallied Maryland Democrats at a state party fundraiser Saturday night, former President Joe Biden decried the actions of the man who succeeded him in the White House, painting him as vain and corrupt.

“It’s not just his vanity projects, tearing down the East Wing of the White House making room for his ballroom, putting his name on the Kennedy Center, building an arch in his own honor, even hiring his own pool guy to fix the reflecting pool. Woah! What a loser,” Biden told attendees of the gala, which was held at a Maryland casino.

“The reflecting pool reflects something even worse than the narcissism and incompetence at the core of this administration,” he continued. “It’s the corruption, the corruption, the brazen, blatant corruption. Corruption on a scale never seen before in American history in any administration.”

Floon@hteasley· Jun 25

Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great.

Floon@hteasley· Jun 24

Seen on Lemmy. #AI #Claude #AISucks

Picture of Frog and Toad. Frog holds a box.

Text: Frog put Claude in a box. "There," he said. "Now he cannot run rm -rf /." "But he can run bash -c 'rm -rf /'," said Toad. That is true, said Frog.

Floon@hteasley· Jun 24

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

Kermit the Frog having been turned into a vampire.

Floon@hteasley· Jun 13

Sitting down for an evening’s entertainment. #TrumpIsAFascist #KennedyCenter #Politics

Floon@hteasley· Jun 11

This kid graduates from high school tomorrow. I absolutely cannot believe it.

The best photo ever taken by anyone, of one of my kids at 4 years old.

Floon@hteasley· May 29

Name your fav non-DC or Marvel comic book movie.

Hero lineup photo for the Mystery Men movie.

Floon@hteasley· May 3

Are the Mariners going to be the first team to retire the same number twice? #RandyJohnson #Mariners #MLB #Baseball #GoMs

Photo of the retired numbers in on center field at T Mobile Park, with the soon to be unveiled “Johnson 51” still covered.

Floon@hteasley· Apr 28

Think of this when you hear #Trump claim we've won the #IranWar. #Politics #GOP #TrumpIsAnIdiot #TrumpIsAFascist

PBS.org headline: "U.S. 'is being humiliated' by the Iranian leadership, Germany's Merz says"

Floon@hteasley· Apr 15

He posted this a year ago, and no one cared. #Trump has always been crystal clear about how extremely horrible and stupid he is. #GOP #Politics #TrumpIsAFascist

AI image of Trump as the Pope, which he posted last year.

Floon@hteasley· Apr 15

You see cats that perch on the back of a couch, all graceful and stuff? Phoebe can play that game, too. #Dogs #Bulldogs

Phoebe the Insane Bulldog snoozing on top of the couch back cushions, crushing them beneath her heftiness.

Floon@hteasley· Apr 11

No standing for this fascist piece of shit country during the anthem, but #GoMs! #Mariners #MLB #Baseball

Picture of T-Mobile Park right before the game starts.

Floon@hteasley· Mar 17

No finer recommendation could an establishment wish for.

A child’s creation note on crumpled paper, “This coffe shop is known as the hippy coff shop” with several hearts drawn around.

Floon@hteasley· Mar 7

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

Floon@hteasley· Feb 28

#Politics #GOP #Hypocrisy

Photo of Nancy Reagan. Text:

I’m a Republican.

| was against gun safety laws until my husband got shot.

| opposed gay rights until my daughter came out.

| fought stem cell research until Ronnie got Alzheimer’s.

I’m a Republican which means I won't give a shit about you until it happens to me.

Floon@hteasley· Feb 27

#Politics #GOP #Iran #TrumpIsAFascist #NoWarWithIran

Dr Manhattan meme from the Watchmen comic, of him contemplating things on Mars. He thinks, from panel to panel:

It is 1995. Iran is months away from having a nuclear bomb.

It is 2018. Iran is months away from having a nuclear bomb.

It is 2026. Iran is months away from having a nuclear bomb.

Floon@hteasley· Feb 26

Does anyone else bother to prune all the fake account follows they get? I always block them, because I have no idea what they get out following me but it can't be something I like. OK, "Amelia". I mean "Bernard". I mean "stupid AI account".

Fake account bio for a fake account that tried to follow me.

Floon@hteasley· Feb 26

Floon@hteasley· Feb 25

Influencer Content Teaser Propagandist Brand Ambassador

Illustration: Woodcut of a dude fighting a skeleton.

Text: What are the four core character classes? Wrong answers only.

Floon@hteasley· Feb 24

Your "family values" Republican party... Also, can I just say that "Wesley Dingus" is the most made-up white man name ever? If you took marshmallow fluff on Wonder bread and bewitched it to become human, it would name itself "Wesley Dingus" and vote Republican. #GOP #Politics

Republican Mayor Wesley Dingus charged after "sniffing underage girl's underwear’ on camera

A teenage girl reportedly brought video evidence to local police after she caught Republican Mayor of the Village of Butler in Ohio, Wesley Dingus, in her room sniffing underwear

Floon@hteasley· Feb 23

Phoebe the Insane Bulldog, with Edgrr the Gentleman Boston, at the dog park. The short-king pocket bully on the left was *all about* Phoebe, but she was having none of it. #DogsOfMastodon #Dogs #Fedidogs #Mondog

Four doggos at the dog park: my two (Bulldog and Boston) on the right, a mini poodle thing, and then a pocket bully on the left, trying his hardest to creep on my bulldog.

Floon@hteasley· Feb 18

Saw the Lombardi trophy today, quite by accident. Daughter #3 happened to know it was on display in the mall we were arriving at, so we took a gander. It's shiny. #NFL #Seahawks #Superbowl #LombardiTrophy

Me and daughter #1 standing next to the case with the Lombardi trophy in it. Being displayed in the Tiffany store, there is a photo of Audrey Hepburn on the wall behind us.

Floon@hteasley· Feb 12

This is a post about #religion, #politics, #technology, and #crypto.

One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back. -Carl Sagan

Floon@hteasley· Feb 12

As stated by the great philosopher Linus van Pelt...

Linus from Peanuts saying, If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth."

Floon@hteasley· Feb 7

#Trump is a weedy little man with a stumpy little dick. #Politics #TrumpIsAFascist #GOP