Yes hello, Mastercard. I’m 30k in debt but let me tell you about Jesus. So now you tell me how much I owe? Oh. It’s still 30k? Huh.

There’s a lot going on here

Who has insider knowledge?

New Kalshi funds just dropped.

So close

It’s giving

Shout out Lake Hallie

Like 7 minutes in to November Rain

Trevor Megill with the game on the line

Trevor Megill? The concussion at the phone store guy?

How it feels to have a ballpark with a retractable roof so there are no rainouts

Nips inspired by Mr Deeds

Franchise record holder Jake Woodford

This might be my favorite baseball meme. Just a gut laugh everytime I see it.

I have questions

Ever stop to wonder why a two time Oscar winner is performing for *checks notes* 12 people?

My brother in Christ I need to be able to open the door

CTE is real

Mookie alongside the Antetokounmpos

Mexico has been eliminated from the WBC

*Delis near me*

THE WAR ON PROTEIN IS OVER

The Packers could have done this to their division rival but MLF believes in only running the ball up the middle when you have a sizable lead