Hunter Samuels
@huntersamuels
I write about baseball and parenting and sometimes other things at
Considering the topic, it might be weird to say this is my new favorite book. But this is my new favorite book. Just incredibly well written and well researched, phenomenal storytelling. Strong recommend.
When you see these guys you know you're about to ground out to second base or listen to the best songs from The Mountain Goats
Been reading this book about america taking over the west and their treatment of various tribes. This part stood out: the people were hungry, and those in charge, rather than asking govt for more food, asked for fancy coins to make sure hungry people didn't get too much food.
Wooly Willy-ass face, looks like a divorced used car salesman who is getting fired if he doesn't sell three cars today
PATIENT: so what's this surgery called? FAKE PROCTOLOGIST: uhhh,
Carter Jensen when asked if he's going to shorten up with two strikes:
without ai how would I ever learn about the mysteries of the universe with seemingly unanswerable questions like
JAMES A GARFIELD, BLEEDING FROM A GUNSHOT WOUND: what chance do I have of surviving DOCTOR: oh man you're beyond screwed, you're gonna be DEAD dead for sure
The funniest tweet prompt got me searching through my screenshots and I stumbled across this one